cedryk

He doesn't give a fuck and is a cool guy and is warm blooded.

He is very cedryk and is cool.

by FlashFlame9000 March 15, 2018

Celery Roping

Celery roping refers to a powerful and voluminous manner of ejaculation. Typified and first coined by male porn star Peter North who suggested adding celery to the diet in order to produce a more powerful ejaculation. Roping itself refer to the individual strings, or ropes, of ejaculate that occur on orgasm.

Damn, did she top Vince up?
Yeh, yeh. Vince outchea celery roping she topped him up so good.

by lol_vince_lol June 29, 2021

corporate celery

A useless employee; someone who uses up more company resources than they return by way of contribution to the company

Wayne is such a lazy fuckwit, he never brings in any sales, he is just corporate celery!

by Secretmoose February 20, 2014

Cedar Ridge Ministries

Is an institution for "emotionaly challenged" boys between the ages of 7-18 years of age. It is located in Williamsport, Maryland which is about 9 miles west of Hagerstown, Md. They also have their own "on ground school" as well as their own christian radio station-WCRH 90.5 fm. You can learn more about them at their website at cedarridgeministries.org

I use to live at cedar ridge ministries back in the late 70's when I needed help growing up

by T. Wilson May 8, 2009

Cedric Diggory

Very attractive fictional character from the Harry Potter series who does, unfortunetly, die because that bastard Voldemort ordered Wormtail to in the Riddle Graveyard in the 4th book, The Goblet of Fire.

Didn't Robert Pattinson look so much hotter as Cedric Diggory than Edward Cullen?

NO! NOT CEDRIC DIGGORY! VOLDEMORT, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

Stupid Cho Chang. YOU DIDN'T WANT HARRY WHEN CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS STILL ALIVE, YOU SLUT!

by FoxXSpookyX February 20, 2009

celeron

A processor manufactured by Intel that is actually made from celery, hence the name.

Guy1: Why is you Celeron processor so slow?
Guy2: It's made out of celery, give it a break

by Scorch100 July 21, 2007

french bread and celery

In just about every TV and movie scene where a woman is carrying a bag of groceries,there is always a loaf of french bread and a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of the bag. Never a box of crackers or a roll of toilet paper.

In real life,you hardly ever see a woman coming out of Food Lion with "french bread and celery" bag of groceries.

by wolfbait51 April 11, 2011