cederburg 

I small town in the armpit of ozaukee county. This town is known for having at least 74 meaningless holidays to celerbrate everything from strawberrys to ice. The people from this town enjoy hording money, raping small animals, and shitting on anyone who isn't wealthy, or a douch. This town loves to pretend it is "historic". Calling its downtown the famous historic Cederburg, forgetting that for somthing to be historic it must first be important. And Cederburg's only achievement is that now the word shithole has some meaning.

Bill:hey this is really shitty yet the residents act like a bunch of rich jackasses

Joe: dude your in Cederburg

cederburg by papasmerf 69 March 4, 2011

Centerburg 

The geographical center of Ohio.Very small town in the middle of nowhere that no one has heard of.Also known as the burg or C-burg. the coolest place in town has to be the dollar general(known as the DG to all in town) and twist and shake, the former kents cones.

Lets go to the DG in Centerburg.

Centerburg by Morgan W August 7, 2008

cedarburg high school 

school full of suburban rich white kids that dont like their town and pass their free time by starting drama with each other

person 1: do you go to cedarburg high school?

person 2: yea i hate it

person 1: wanna switch me in milwaukee?

person 2: hell no theres black people there

cedarburg high school by negro mcnuggets June 20, 2011

Cedarburg 

A small, over-policed, self-proclaimed quaint city in southeastern Wisconsin that is full of children pissed off at how conservative their parents are. To feel like individuals they lash out in various ways mainly by listening to jam bands, doing drugs, growing shitty dreads, drinking coffee, and complaining about suburban woes that happen every day in real cities.

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Cedarburg by Melvin Ledvina August 12, 2009

Cedarburg 

A small town in South-Eastern Wisconsin where 99.9% of people are upper class. Most student cars are nicer then cars in the teacher parking lot. You go to a school where sports dominate. You used to be in competition with Graton, but they suck so bad that you are much more on the level of Mequon. You walk downtown every friday and smoke weed at Cedar Creek Park.

Pete: wanna go get some dank shit?
Sam: Yea man the best stuff is in Cedarburg

Cedarburg by cedarburg owns all March 25, 2010

Cedarburg 

A small town in Wisconsin where everyone lives up their own ass. The conservative parents think too highly of their children so they don't know they're smoking weed and shooting up heroin by the creek. The few people who aren't drinking Starbucks or shooting heroin need to band together and play dungeons and dragons. Most boys play sports and girls cheer.

Girl: i love cedarburg!
Boi: yeah, the drugs!
Girl: no, i mean starbuuuucks. and the drugs, yeah.

Cedarburg by Mistermana July 31, 2017

Centerburg 

Not actually the geographical center of Ohio, but people from this town cling to that claim. Small town referred to as "The Burg". Mostly consisting of country type republicans who love to gossip.

Has pizza shops, Subway, 3 gas stations (4 including the grocery store), a Dollar General and of course the Hometown Market where way too many high school students spend way too much time.

Also home of the Oldtime Farming Festival. A collection of boring vendors that every single person who lives in Centerburg must attend every year to feel complete.

Patty: Want to do something tonight?
Sam: Sure, but we're going to have to leave Centerburg cause there sure as hell isn't anything to do here.

Centerburg by Michelle Elizabeth Tanner February 21, 2011