carpetglitz

When a girl makes her snatch all sparkly and shiny with glitter and rhinestones.

Katy has perfected the art of carpetglitz. Her snizz is all shiny and what not.

by 1n1usaf May 2, 2011

under the carpet

When someone is very obviously and flamboyantly gay, but they completely deny any homosexual tendencies. Just like if a person were to hide under a carpet, it's very obvious that they are hiding and are doing a completely insufficient job. They are fooling no one.

Gay: "So, I heard you are gay..."
Under the Carpet: "Nooo! Why would you think that. I like

womennnn."
Gay: "Bi?"
Under the Carpet: "whaAttt?"
Gay: "Don't lie to me. I've heard stories."
Under the Carpet: "Whaaat?! Noooo. Nu-uhhh."
Gay: "Oh come onnnnn, you are so gay!"
Under the Carpet: "y....N....no..."

by theknownunknown October 8, 2009

carpet muncher

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.

He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

Caspered

To throw away, vanish, disappear, to be wiped of existence//A dark becoming, silent approach, or graceful stealth. This word can be used as an adjective, or verb.

.//Caspered
.//Casper
.//Caspering

'We will all mourn the loss of those caspered away in the accident.'

'Her foot steps caspered as she danced down the abandoned hallway'

'A caspering figure loomed over, it's appearance doomed all hope was lost and would never be found. The face, blackened, the voice of many voices calling.'

'Casper, that as I felt. No one, to my knowledge, remembered meeting me. They could not draw a name to my face, that in which I become nemo.'

by DictionaryWizardManWithCoffee September 12, 2010

carpet lake

The result of a toilet overflowing onto somebody's carpet. Happens when you take a large dump and the toilet clogs up, and the water starts to pour out of the bowl. It flows into the hallway and creates a horrifying stench that lingers for days on end.

"When I was at Steve's I took a huge crap and made a carpet lake. It was hilarious."

by Marki G May 21, 2005

Let Casper Drive

To ghost ride your vehicle.

Ghost ride, ghost ride, get out the way, let Casper drive

by OMGWTFBBQ99 January 17, 2008

Carpet Stainer

When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.

Benny is such a carpet stainer... you should've seen kitty rinsing and repeating her pubes.

by UNAMVU April 26, 2011