Mark was so drunk, he fucked a chick so ugly he carfed himself.
Mark found out he had food poisoning while gettin some head and he carfed all over her face.
Mark found out he had food poisoning while gettin some head and he carfed all over her face.
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Get the Carfied mug.The Carstairs family is known for their skill in music (James Carstairs, especially) and also this family ownes Cortana(this blade is a legacy given to the newest member of this family). Being a Carstairs means, that you are probably a warrior and a hottie, indeed.
Background story: a fictional shadowhunter family, attending in Cassandra Clares Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices and The Dark Artifices series.
Known Carstairs family members:
-Jem Carstairs: parabatai of Will Herondale, ex Silent Brother. He was born in the 1800's but he is still alive, thanks to the powerful runes he used to have.
-Emma Carstairs: ex parabatai of Julian Blackthorn( Julian is the love of her life <3 ). In the battle against the Cohors, near Alicante, she and Julian became true nephilims with the help the parabtais curse(if they become lovers).
Background story: a fictional shadowhunter family, attending in Cassandra Clares Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices and The Dark Artifices series.
Known Carstairs family members:
-Jem Carstairs: parabatai of Will Herondale, ex Silent Brother. He was born in the 1800's but he is still alive, thanks to the powerful runes he used to have.
-Emma Carstairs: ex parabatai of Julian Blackthorn( Julian is the love of her life <3 ). In the battle against the Cohors, near Alicante, she and Julian became true nephilims with the help the parabtais curse(if they become lovers).
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A 'Well built' School that floods when it rains.
Falls when its windy.
And roasts when its hot.
The walls fall through.
The corridors are to small.
The lights get smashed.
And the headting dosent work.
The Head is a twat.
And the deputys need to take over.
Staff are idiots who cant teach.
And The students are the only good thing.
A 'Well built' School that floods when it rains.
Falls when its windy.
And roasts when its hot.
The walls fall through.
The corridors are to small.
The lights get smashed.
And the headting dosent work.
The Head is a twat.
And the deputys need to take over.
Staff are idiots who cant teach.
And The students are the only good thing.
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1.Proof or evidence supporting your outlandish claims.
Origin is from the CARFAX.com commercials featuring a fox that is best known for saying, "show me the CARFAX," to unsuspecting car salesmen.
noun
2. A list of people you've had sex with.
1.Proof or evidence supporting your outlandish claims.
Origin is from the CARFAX.com commercials featuring a fox that is best known for saying, "show me the CARFAX," to unsuspecting car salesmen.
noun
2. A list of people you've had sex with.
1. Person 1: I met Jay-Z last night!
Persion 2: Show me the carfax or it didn't happen.
2. Person 1: Person 1: So when are we gonna make it official and become a couple?
Person 2: You gotta show me the carfax before we get serious.
Persion 2: Show me the carfax or it didn't happen.
2. Person 1: Person 1: So when are we gonna make it official and become a couple?
Person 2: You gotta show me the carfax before we get serious.
by SACBRUH May 4, 2013
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