carlingus

1. the corollary to road head road-head
2. The act of performing cunnilingus while the recipient is operating a motor vehicle.

I was in the midst of performing carlingus when my girlfriend drove the car straight into a pole.

by #1CollegiateVehicleDynamacist October 12, 2012

dawn cardington

an abattoir in bedford populated by the largest polish community outside poland

go to dawn cardington its cheaper than a holiday to poland innit

by cecil (plastic gangsta) October 18, 2006

carlingford

Carlingford, located central sydney, NSW AUSTRALIA
-2118
Overcrowded with arabs and an uprise with adlayZ~
THE WEED SMOKIEST TOWN IN SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE

"Where ya'll hail from"
"Carlingford yo, represent"
"Want to come for a choof?"

by suss_c October 7, 2006

candling

to insert a candle stick up one's vagina, similar to fingering only using a candle instead of one's finger.

Brian Kennedy wants to candle any thing that has a vagina this saturday night. Brian Kennedy was unsucessful while candling Jessica.

by Kevin Bradord July 29, 2006

Ear candling

You probably came from a tiktok comment of modern family. It's just sticking a candle in your ear. Or jerking off into an ear

Whats ear candling?

He left his load in my ear, Patricia.

by Fatc0ckholder February 10, 2023

cradling an otter

needing to take a shit

Where's the damn bathroom, I've been cradling an otter for two hours!

by Overheard in NY November 9, 2006

Caroling

Verb. 1) Find a girl named Carol. Date her. Do her.

"We went Caroling last night at Wal Mart, and ooh-wee did we have fun!

by froznalyve September 30, 2007