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jimmy carter

Thirty-ninth President of the U.S., seving from 1977 - 81, and most likely the last U.S. President with real integrity we will see in our lifetimes. Though he was unable to solve a number of domestic issues, he was a true world leader and put human rights on the map. Brought back dignity, decency and respect to the Oval Office, after the Nixon scandals. Deservedly won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2002.
History will judge President Jimmy Carter well.
by MRT2 October 10, 2006
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Career

Something that society forces upon people, esp. nowadays. If you do not have a career, people automatically assume you are a lazy good-for-nothing bum. An unnecessary thing to have, and it's a shame that so many people spend all their lives aspiring to have a career. The concept is installed into most western children from birth, as their first twenty-odd years of their life is dedicated to "education", which generally teaches people to become "clever". Being "clever" means you will have a "good" career.

The majority of humans hate their careers, and up dying miserable. But hey, at least they paid off their mortgage.

Also, a pretentious way of saying "job".
"Careers are a twentieth century invention, and I don't want one" - Christopher McCandless:
by GenericPseudonym10621 May 30, 2009
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Mike Carden

A founding member and guitarist of the greatest band on Earth, The Academy Is....

He currently provides the rhythm guitar to Michael Guy Chislett's lead guitar. He also sings backup vocals on two of TAI's songs: he sings "intoxicated circulation" on "Neighbors" and miscellaneous backups on "Slow Down."

He and William Beckett had once been cross-town rivals in the Chicago underground scene, but they eventually befriended each other at local concerts and started up TAI in 2002. This is also known as a fairytale come true.

Mike is known for his classic, half-smiling/open-mouthed shredding faces onstage, where he always stands on the far right side (on William's left).

The one word that can most accurately describe Mike is cute, because that's what he is.

However, Mike was not cute in the evil clown costume that he sported on Halloween, in 2007. He was terrifying then.

Pretty much everyone loves Mike. He's just a likeable guy, who for some reason seems to never know precisely what's going on.

For more information, check out Jack the Camera Guy's episode(s) of TAI TV "The Chronicles of Mike Carden." Jack made a pie chart.
Jack: So, you're saying you're kinda like the fluff on top of, uh, yams on Thanksgiving dinner?

Mike Carden: Yeah, when you eat it with all your friends.... It's tasty.
by alisontoxicated circulation. February 3, 2008
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cardfruit

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tiktoker: “google cardfruit”
by lyss.kys January 7, 2023
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Alex Carter

Alex Carter is someone who is obsessed with brass knuckles. She is currently a rapper and a sucessful teacher. Already,one of his brilliant students got a fucking diploma. Her signature is usually her hand print. Alex Carter is sometimes known as cookie, or some kind of viagra product, but actually, Alex Carter is just someone who loves brass knuckles, inspiring kids. She has made her appearance in many shows including iCarly, Barney, and Paris Hilton My New Bff. Don't fucking mess with her. Trust me she will beat your ass tilll its sore.
Random Noob 1: Hey who is that bitch over there?!
Michi: DON'T FUCK WITH HER...SHE'S ALEX CARTER. SHE WILL BEAT YOUR ASS.
by Aphrothena July 8, 2011
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Cape Carteret

Formally a quaint coastal community 2.5 hours outside of Raleigh, now a highly developed suburb of nothing that you move too because Raleigh isn't white enough.
Hey did you hear about the Pakistani family that moved in next door? I think it's time we move to Cape Carteret.
by herndonium September 15, 2020
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Helena Bonham Carter

The most talented and beautiful actress in the world!
Who is the most talented actress in the world?
It definitely Helena Bonham Carter!
by Helena's wife December 18, 2020
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