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Cardboard Kitty

A prank which involves cutting out a kitty shape from a piece of cardboard, (often a pizza box) gluing on tinfoil "eyes" and propping it up in the middle of a street at night. The "Kitty" will appear real to anyone driving towards it, and will inevitably cause an entertaining reaction. The prankster hides out nearby, waiting to see their victim's reaction. Although potentially hilarious, this prank is also extremely dangerous.
I got cardboard kitty-ed driving home last night! I nearly drove into a ditch. Stupid kids!
by lyjoek February 28, 2011
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Cardboard Wipe

The act of using the empty toilet paper roll to wipe your ass.
We where out of TP so I had to cardboard wipe
by Logano April 9, 2015
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Cardbordeaux

Cardbordeaux is wine that is packaged in a collapsable (usually plastic) bladder with a tap inside a cardboard box. Sneered on by oenophiles but happily consumed by those such as middle-class housewives who were beer-drinkers in college. And possible Boone's Farm drinkers in high school. But it's not as sweet.

A favorite of Sara Wiggum, mother of Ralph and wife of Chief Wiggum on The Simpsons.
Cardbordeaux is generally inexpensive compared to bottled wine, but more expensive varieties are coming out as its popularity increases.
"You look like my Mommy after her box of wine," said Ralph Wiggum thinking of his mother's Cardbordeaux.

From the blog of Mary Tsao of Northern California:
"A sad sight: This mommy tipping the box of wine to get the last of it out. When did the box of wine replace the keg, people? I'm officially old."

Mostly consumed by white folks. I notice it's rarely available in markets dominated by African Americans.

Popular brands are Franzia, Peter Vella and Almaden. Reportedly the most popular variety (according to Papa Joe's Discount Liquors in Richmond, Indiana) is Franzia Sunset Blush.
by Marthakay September 23, 2008
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Cardboardia

Cardboardia is the spiffiest forum ((*cough* Cult.)) ever. It was made for a place to talk about The Pencil Show and ask stolen Lord of the Rings characters questions. It's predecesors were the Green Pub and the EzBoard Pub. The members are extremely close and incredibly insane. Fanboys are an endangered species, thus there is Immortality Spray in CBia (abbr. for Cardboardia). *glomp*

*subliminal message* Buy tprte or Kyo will eat your firstborn child!
*flyingtackleglompswitha24hourfireworksdisplay*

"You may now... kiss the bridge!"

Chris Podima: Mmm...white wine.

Random CBian: Keru makes pie.
Keru Yakawashi: ¬_¬ I don't make pie.

Fire: Three arms, triple the pleasure!

Galadriel: *flies in* Would you like some cheese? *flies out*
by Fire January 24, 2004
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cardboard pants

A term used when seeing a hot chick, implying she is so hot you just jizzed your pants and it's dry and cardboard like.
Dude: Fuck yeah she's hot as fuck, bro!
Sam: Aww man, I've got cardboard pants. Fuck.
by Sea Dot January 22, 2014
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carbrows

Crooked eyebrows from trying to draw them on in a moving car.
Vanessa's carbrows are all fucked again
by Benjet January 30, 2016
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cardboard ass

Sidney's ass is flatter then a pice of cardboard. You can call her cardboard ass.
by #1 Roast Session May 21, 2016
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