going to candyland

Candyland is the visit to the vagina. You play with it and stroke it until you make it cum. This game is mostly popular with lesbians.

Wheres Sierra! She must be going to candyland with her best friend.

by TacoMann December 24, 2008

candyland

the best damn game in the world!

let's get drunk off cheap wine and play some candyland.

by Ryan Howard March 9, 2007

CandyLand

Well to be put simple, its a hell of a game. Many people wonder about the exact definition of it, but it is one thing that will never fully be understood.

Ex:
Parker: Hey I heard you were going to play Candyland this weekend?!
Jenni: Yeah I was, but I am still a little sore form the last game!

by True King. August 24, 2009

candyland

anything that happens when a member of the opposite sex that is at least 3 years older than you comes over to your house when no one is home. Can be anything from sitting and talking, making out, or anything sexual.

Carol: What happened when Jake was over?
Emma: We played candyland!
Carol: nice!

by sexybeastxx March 31, 2009

candypants

term of endearment for a trophy-wife/-spouse; generally used in reference to a female; never used jokingly; can be seen as a derogatory term towards a female.

"My boss called me 'candypants' today, so I'm pressing sexual harassment charges."
or
"Hey, candypants, fetch me a sandwich."

by V-rizzle July 12, 2007

candycane

when a guy is getting head, and right before he shoots his load, he pushes the person doing the sucking off his cock, punches them in the face, then shoots a load on their face. when the cum mixes with the blood, it looks like a candy cane. also called strawberry shortcake

i candycaned your mom last night

by dan tumi October 2, 2003

candyland

The foward cavity of a female, typically of good looking girls. Also known as the vagina.

Grrrr-Bet she wishes I could visit her candyland.

by Josh Sorenson May 12, 2004