Canadian facemuncher

A Canadian spider who from time to time will jump off the ground and fly a short distance, landing on someone's face. It will then begin to munch and chew on the unfortunate person's face.

Some cooking show: "The rare Canadian facemuncher can sometimes be found in herbal teas and other such drinks."

by nolrik November 13, 2011

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Canadian Coffee Table

When entering her from behind, resting your Ice Cold Molson Canadian on her back.

Durwin invented the Canadian Coffee Table when his beer was too cold to hold onto as he banged away.

by big creek January 28, 2012

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Canadian Blumpkin

The act of getting your ass eaten out by a chick while you're taking a piss.

Did you and Stacy go all the way last night?

Nah she was tired so she just gave me a Canadian Blumpkin.

by Blumpkinlover553 December 5, 2016

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Stupid Canadian

Justin Bieber

Don't be a Stupid Canadian.

by Fuckyoushit November 21, 2010

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Today it refers to any outfit consisting of a denim jacket, with denim jeans. Originating in the 1950s, crooner Bing Crosby was nearly rejected from an upscale hotel in Vancouver, BC (Canada) because he had been wearing an all-denim outfit. Levis heard of this and sent him a special-made all denim tuxedo.

Justin looked completely ridiculous wearing his Canadian tuxedo.

by Demacsspider April 3, 2015

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