Cameltoe Jockey

Anybody riding a cameltoe. - box, pussy, vagina, etc.
That Cameltoe Jockey is coming down the line on that MILF's pants!
by CameltoeJockey May 13, 2005
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Huibonhoa Cameltoe

Also known as the Huibonhoe Cameltoe. An unnatural phenomenon that only occurs to female Asians/Hapas that suck up to white conservatives, it results in the swelling of female genitalia to the extent that it is permanently visible and incapable of concealment. Not caused by an STD or a Venereal disease, but rather sycophancy, nymphomania and an extremely bloated ego.
Guy 1: What is wrong with her? Ever since she joined TPUSA, she has become incredibly insufferable and her lady parts are visibly disfigured.
Guy 2: She can’t be saved. She has developed the Huibonhoa Cameltoe, and there is no cure.
by Sussus Hapus September 24, 2021
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cameltoe nailer

the appearance of a wedge in a womans genital region resulting from tight fitting clothes and makes you wish to take action.
jenny has cameltoe with her new leather pants and I want to nail her. i.e. cameltoe nailer

by Hudy Cat February 20, 2008
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crusty cameltoe

A car in which there is no indicator of an alarm system, with a gas tank that can easily be opened and pissed in.
"man, i was so drunk the other night that i found a crusty cameltoe to piss in. I wonder if they'll get better mileage"
by Bust(y)a Heims July 11, 2008
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Mormon Cameltoe

Is when the entirety of a mans genitalia gets pushed to one side of the crotch of his pants and he sits with his legs open unknowingly displaying it to the whole world. Generally mormon cameltoe causes great distress in its victims.
Jimmy didn't know where he was supposed to go to register for college because when his high school counselor told him he couldn't hear him over his mormon cameltoe.
by t.j. christensen September 14, 2010
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male pattern cameltoe

When a man has pants or shorts on that are so tight that his junk is clearly outlined in them or provides the viewer with an almost "wedgie" appearence.
Gross, that guy suffers from Male Pattern Cameltoe his pants are so tight.
by ImBringingBloggingBack September 30, 2006
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tainted cameltoe

When a girl is kicked in the vagina so many times it turns black and then it is penetrated with the penis
hey i gave that chick a tainted cameltoe last night , that bruised pussy is amazing
by terkymanster December 30, 2010
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