calvina

The perfect definition for kindness and peace.

Calvina sums up all that I need in life.

by Salangheo October 17, 2020

moist calzone

Is basically an overly wet gross pussy, gots aids. Best way to describe your mom

"I would Fuck Jenny but I heard she has a moist calzone"

by RandyKevincodyconnor May 12, 2015

Calvin Coolidge

The 30th President of the United States of America, and quite possibly one of the greatest executives this Republic has ever had in modern times.

Calvin Coolidge remains the last truly conservative president who governed as small government, limited spending, and liberty-minded executive.

Regarded as a somewhat taciturn man in private, and generally very temperate. His presidency saw the nation through the "Roaring Twenties", and is very noted for his laissez-faire (literally "hands-off") economic policy.

He stands in contrast to his successor, Herbert Hoover, whose excessive economic interventionism (much like those of Presidents G.W. Bush and B.H. Obama in the early 21st century) brought about substantial economic ruin.

Calvin Coolidge would be considered a paleoconservative by today's understanding of politics.

by seekeronos February 5, 2009

Calvin Harris

Petty

Calvin Harris is writing a diss track about Taylor Swift because she was snogging Loki after their break up. He is also wearing Yeezys and putting Kanye on the diss track as a fuck you to Taylor.

by soxpunk-rock June 20, 2016

Calvin’s Law

A standing workplace rule that states: Upon completion of your third bowel movement on the same work day, you are immediately excused from work for the remainder of the day. You clearly have larger problems than work to deal with. Go home, get your shit handled and return to work in the morning.

Named after the creator of the law, Calvin Johnson.

"That's my third shit today! Calvin’s Law is now in effect. I'll see you guys in the morning... I'm going home."

by TinMonkey August 5, 2014

Charles Calvin

The man with the greatest plan

“Wait, it’s all Charles Calvin?”
“Always has been.”

by Original Name September 8, 2020

Calvin

Calvin is a great guy. Calvin is really skinny and kind of tall. He’s athletic, has lots of friends, sometimes braggy and is well known. Everyone knows he’s goofy, live and has the biggest, most adorable smile you’ll ever see. It’s easy to be attracted to Calvin and if you hang out with him it’s hard not to catch feelings for him because he has the best personality. But truly getting to know Calvin and spending time with him is great because he’s really funny and always will make you smile. Cuddling Calvin feels like the best thing in the entire world because he knows how to hold you just right. But if you start actually “talking” to Calvin be aware that your feelings may be hurt because he has a lot of hoes. If you and Calvin stop talking it will probably be because of his hoes. You’ll never forget Calvin and will think of him all the time. Everything you do will remind you of all the good times that you shared with him. Missing Calvin hurts because you wish you could be with him all the time. When Calvin is upset with you all you could wish is for him to love you. But when you’re upset at Calvin it secretly hurts him but he will never let it show. You might have mixed emotions about Calvin but you don’t truly want to. But sometimes his “player” nature is shown and it hurts you hard. Calvin can sometimes be hard to love but you seem to always do.

“I love hanging out with Calvin even though he be playing with me sometimes” 🤦🏽 ♀️

by bad.bihh June 21, 2018