The word Calvano is a word of extreme mystery and dates back to the begining of existence. It is beleived that men around fires would grunt to each other saying "Calvano! Calvano!" to communicate. Later it evolved into the first known language and pretty much created human interaction. It is regarded as the most famous word in all known languages. Calvano was later to be recognized by the first Dhali Lama as the "holy word". It has been seen throughout history like the epic battle of Thermopali, or The Gunpowder Treason. Everywhere the word Calvano has been, it has left a trail of glory. In the 19th century a family so filled with radicallness was given the last name Calvano, they are still alive today and reside throughout the United States as the greatest family to date. Finally in the 20th century the word Calvano was given a real definition, Legendary Chuck Norris gave this definition as "F***ing Amazing". It will appear in the 2010 edition of Websters Dictionary.
Dude, that guy is so effing Calvano, hes literally the most bamf person I have ever met!
I wish I wasn't fat and unwanted, I wish I could be more Calvano so I could get all the girls I wanted and be famous...
I wish I wasn't fat and unwanted, I wish I could be more Calvano so I could get all the girls I wanted and be famous...
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She's incredibly pretty but always denies it. She's an incredible friend and always supports others. She'd practically do anything for them. She is lazy as hell.
She has dark secrets that she normally never tells. She could even be depressed but you'll never know.
All the boys will be dribbling over her beauty, I would know first hand.
She's very funny and quirky. So not boring. Sometimes she forgets how it count to 10.
Sometimes she can even be high and does things she's not supposed to.
But overall, she's fun, quirky, and don't forget to tell her how to count to 10.
She has dark secrets that she normally never tells. She could even be depressed but you'll never know.
All the boys will be dribbling over her beauty, I would know first hand.
She's very funny and quirky. So not boring. Sometimes she forgets how it count to 10.
Sometimes she can even be high and does things she's not supposed to.
But overall, she's fun, quirky, and don't forget to tell her how to count to 10.
Caliyah is incredibly awesome!
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Get the Clivax mug.Because California is the center of the universe, it is logical that things now considered universal had their origin as a Caliversal thing.
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Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Oh, did you hear about Calvary?
Boy/Boyfriend: Wat? Huh? Calvary... Oh, I think I've heard of that. Isn't that like the hill where Christ was crucified upon? I saw a Church while driving here.
Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Well, yeah I guess, but it's also this dude I know. He's like, sooooooooo hot.
Boy/Boyfriend: OOOOH Really, well if you like him so much, why don't you just break up with me?
Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Fine! We're through. I'll go date him now.
Boy/Boyfriend: Wat? Huh? Calvary... Oh, I think I've heard of that. Isn't that like the hill where Christ was crucified upon? I saw a Church while driving here.
Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Well, yeah I guess, but it's also this dude I know. He's like, sooooooooo hot.
Boy/Boyfriend: OOOOH Really, well if you like him so much, why don't you just break up with me?
Hot Girl/Girlfriend: Fine! We're through. I'll go date him now.
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