Caillou 

always on crack and is 5 feet 11 inches and cries like a bitch

your such a Caillou

Caillou by SecretAgent42069 October 25, 2019

Caillou 

Caillou is a piece of chicken shit that never shuts the fuck up with his lumpy bald ass head

Mom: Caillou time to put the toys up
Caillou: Screaming "no!!!!!"

Caillou by Ur friend chicken shit July 14, 2019

Caillou 

An obnoxious little shit that was born by a alcoholic father who would eat dog shit that he found on the freeway. Due to his existence, Caillou despises his father and wants him dead but can’t because he is too fucking poor to afford weapons, and also is to lazy to make his own. However Caillou thankfully died on september 20 1863 from having both cancer and a stroke at the same time. Caillous dad was angry because he wanted to kill caillou himself by shoving a stick up his butt.

Caillou: I hate my dad!

Caillous mom: U shouldn’t hate your father!

Caillou: Fuck u mom, bite my left ballsack hair!

Caillous mom: (cries and dies)

Caillou: Now that i got my mom out of the way, my dads next! (dies of stroke after)

Caillou by JAWSeph July 31, 2019

Caillou 

Caillou is little piece of shit that complained about every fucking thing. I’m pretty sure everyone wanted to kill this fucking twat. Even his own body thought he didnt deserve hair, like wtf his own body shoulda recognised to malfunction. His sister Rosie is a creepy fucking fetus that walks around and probably crawls up peoples arsehole. His poor fucking parents surprisely haven’t shot both of them. Caillou sadly doesn’t have cancer because the cancer couldn’t deal with his shit so instead they gave him a show were at the end of the season he gets run over by a car, several times I’m pretty sure I watched him hit him the reverse hit him reverse and repeat that a few times before he actually left. After that the car was acclaimed king. Also I’m pretty sure when he was birthed the doctor threw him in the bind mistaking him for trash. How very appropriate.

His own body proved enough of example to show how much he didn’t deserve to live. Like literally he looks like a fucking rat with all its legs broken and no fur.
Caillou: is a fucking twat.

Caillou by I ran over caillou March 3, 2019

Caillou 

Fucked up French-Canadian show.

watch teletoon to see

Caillou by cam May 17, 2004

caillou 

the worst thing in the world, a horrible brat with a cartoon about him.

guy 1: caillou is such a brat..
guy 2: agreed!

caillou by cringe alert November 13, 2018

caillou 

a dumb child who can not grow hair. He is clearly on something and he puts up a fit when he does not get his way his mom dad or sister clearly hate him they just dont want another family to deal with him so they don't put him up for adoption.

-caillou you can't buy that

-waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
-ok ok you can have it

caillou by do u no dae way March 7, 2019