Shitting Crikey

Exclamation used by Chris Morris in the brilliant 'Brasseye', while teaching children the perils of using cocaine.

"That man is lying on his back thinking 'Where in shitting crikey is my nose.'"

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

Jesus Crikey

A term coined by a person who doesn't know how to acurately perform an Australian accent. It loosely means "holy Hell?!"

Jesus crikey, that scared the absolute shit out of me!

by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016

The Nike Crikey

The process of cumming, shitting, pissing and bleeding into a brand new pair of nikes. Then walking down the street in said nikes and looking smug as the public looks at you in disgust for the stench and sound of your now disgusting nikes.

Morgz: OH MY GOD GUYS, TODAY WE ARE ATTEMPTING THE NIKE CRIKEY CHALLENGE BECAUSE I WANT CLOUT!

Random Homeless guy: *Looks in Nike store* Damn, I really wanna Nike crikey in those bad boys!

Girl: I wanna get freaky today
Guy: What you wanna do?
Girl: The Nike Crikey
Guy: *Whips out everything*

by UwU-PussyLord April 26, 2020

Crocodile Crikey

While doing her doggy style, push her (or him) on her (or his) belly and slip into her (his) ass. Watch her (him) squirm around like a crocodile. Bonus points of she's (he's) Australian, as they might say "Crikey!"

"Heard ya pushed 'er boundries last night mate."
"Yeah I pulled off a Crocodile Crikey!"

by GrimXD_ March 7, 2021

Croikey

Something said in surprise. Generally said by white kids that look like the Walmart yodeler.

Me: North Korea is nuking us!
Walmart yodeling kid: CROIKEY!

by ZML Definer June 4, 2018

Crimey

A prisoner's best friend or a co-defendant.

When I got jumped in the stairwell, my crimey didn't hesitate to put in work and shank that fool.

by James Spade April 26, 2005

crickey

an explicitive to express ones surprise or happiness

crickey mate your pants are on fire

by Nick June 10, 2003