couch

were you fuck your girlfriend.

Boy: ima put you on da couch!
Girl: what i dont want to!
Boy too bad! oo oo oh ya!

by yourdadisnotcoolsooof October 5, 2020

Couch

The best. Very loud. Super extravagant

I just got this weed from ol boy. Shit couch than a mothafucka

by Bdawg19112 June 21, 2021

Couch

To provide professional coaching services.

I'm going to couch tsm.

by Nfjfjd February 8, 2022

Couch

The best thing you could sit on

“ Aw man! I really need to sit on the couch, bro!”

by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022

Couch

The most comfy thing you could buy.

“This couch is so comfy!!”

by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022

couch

ass rest

someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.

you're couch

by samalo August 30, 2022

Couch

To describe something as cool, hip or trendy. Used similarly to “Camp” but modern and less sarcastic.

Trent: Hey I just bought this new hat what do you think?
Barbara: That’s totally couch!

by Couched4eva April 30, 2024