Comment Stalker

A person who goes through all the comments to troll because their only purpose in life is to correct people instead of seeing a therapist themselves.

Why is she only a comment stalker to my comment on this post? Don't I also have a right to my opinion?

by Leointhehouse March 22, 2016

Carolyn Connell Comment

A term used to describe a certain type of facebook comment. In order for a comment to qualify it must have all of these qualities:

1.) BE IN ALL CAPS
2.) Use lots of "hahaha"
3.) End with a smiley face:)
4.) Be completely positive and complimentary
5.) Include an inside joke

This is, of course, named after Carolyn Connel, who does it all the time.

Facebook Commenter A: THIS IS LIKE THE PRETTIEST PICTURE EVER:) HAHAHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SANDWICH BUDDY:)

Facebook Commenter B: Nice Carolyn Connell Comment

by imjustapersonyall April 27, 2011

Commentators curse

When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)

Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?

by Inlaidflyer2 April 30, 2015

comment section

Where humanity goes to die...

This conversation is completely unreal! Its like, can anything be WORSE than the Comment Section on Facebook...???

by SantoBougé October 20, 2015

commander cuckoo bananas

Homer Simpson's nickname for *, AWOL George, Shrub, Miserable Failure, Cimpy McCokespoon, Dumbya, etc. (George W Bush)

Marge: Bart, I love you, but sometimes I don’t love your choices. (sigh) Now we have to find another school for you.

Homer: Yeah, and if you get kicked out of that one you’re going straight in the army where you’ll be sent straight to America’s latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything’s possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.

by FarceOfNature2005 May 19, 2005

Comment Conversation

On facebook, when you post a picture or your status and someone leaves a open ended comment, and then you reply with another open ended comment, and before you know it, it's 64 comments later you are NOT talking about the picture anymore and you and this person and going on and on about some random subject, making your conversation completely public and giving you millions of those little notification e-mails that are very annoying.

Person 1 - "OHMYGAWWD your picture is TOTALLY CA-UTE love you beotch LOLZ I miss you wanna chill this weekend or go to a movie xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo <3 *muah*"
Person 2 - "OMG hun, ily2 loooolz im totally down for a hang out or movie, when are you free? I'm free on friday and saturday."
Person 1 - "hm well lets TOTALLY hang friday, wanna invite other people. , TOTAL party tehe.who should we invite,where should we go, blah blah..."
Person 3 - "take this comment conversation to msn for christ sakes."

by Suesworth February 24, 2009

Commander Erwin Smith

Commander Erwin Smith- the 13th commander of the Survey Corps, fast, quick thinking with a stunning intellect. His plans may not make much sense at the moment but he always has hidden ideals. His vast leadership skills are shown and put to the test when the female titan appears. Also the designer of the Long Distance Enemy Detection system, made to move a large group of troops by avoiding all titans if possible and relocating the direct path of the advancing units

commander Commander Erwin Smith- the 13th commander of the Survey Corps

by Lord of YOLO January 14, 2015