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Cockblock Abu

A Cockblock Abu, or CBA, is any person or creature that hinders the sexual conquests of his companion. The origin stems from the Disney classic, Aladdin, where Aladdin's advances at tapping Jasmine were constantly thwarted by the presence of his god-forsaken primate sidekick.
"Bro, Kevin would NOT leave the room last night. He was being such a Cockblock Abu!"
by TeamAladdin March 16, 2009
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Cocobuns

A work girl with an ass, as tight as a coconut may be referred to as cocobuns.
After I saw cocobuns walk by in her tight white pants, I just had to snap one off.
by jordan25232 May 28, 2009
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cockblockin

1. The act of interfering with anothers attempts to gratify themselves. Usualy sexualy, but does not have to be.

2. Hatin. Being a Hater. Interupting ones advances upon another individual.
1. Yo, I tried to fuck Keshia but her sister was cockblockin by staying in the room with us.

2. Im tryna get my freak on with this chick in the club, but the bouncer keeps cockblockin.
by Leezy October 9, 2006
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cockblocalypse

When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.
"What's up with Gurpreet?"
- "Oh, last night, Trong brought the cockblocalypse upon him"
by Matthew Gardner December 30, 2007
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cockblockalips

when a women has overly huge external labia that fold over the entrance to the vagina, preventing entry.
I wanted to have sex with her, until I noticed the cockblockalips
by Ian Dustrial June 22, 2011
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cockblocker spaniel

when a guy or girl gets cock blocked by a dog barking, whining, scratching or any other distracting/annoying behavior. particularly when its only problem is that it's just more of attention hound than you are.
i was stopped cold by her cockblocker spaniel barking and scratching at the bedroom door.
by jayt85331 January 6, 2014
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Cockblocking coalition

A well coordinated group effort attempting to interfere with your chances of scoring
Her friends formed a multi-layered cockblocking coalition that was impenetrable.
by EddieWins September 10, 2019
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