Coach C

Old perverted coach for elementary school that tickles and grasps the little girls but can serve up some hella good beef stew

Hey stop touching those little kids your'e pulling a Coach C!

by bvftsy5ygr November 30, 2017

coon coach

A car of a type popular with negroes. In Philadelphia, this would be a Crown Vic with a lift kit and absurdly large rims

See that car full of spooks with the spinning rims? That's a real coon coach

by George Washington Watermelon B April 23, 2015

Dating Coach

Someone, usually very narcissistic and patronizing, who charges lonely and desperate men large sums of money under the guise that they (the coach) can "magically" help the man pick up and attract women by giving advice. Dating coaches especially tend to favor uglier and weaker minded men as "clients".

A lot of the advice given by MOST dating coaches is not very effective (having the opposite results), and is likely to make the man come across as "creepy/stalkerish" or get the man into trouble. Some dating coaches even advise "begging" (ie pedestaling the woman to no return".

"I need a gf-so I am going to sign up for a dating coach"

by Not a Mangina April 19, 2018

Kurt Cobain Yourself

The act of killing yourself via gunshot wound to the head.

Kilian "You should fucking Kurt Cobain Yourself"
Logan "Who's my Courtney Love?"

by Youngxelvis December 12, 2018

big daddy coach

Somebody who don't play by the rules

Theo Geikas is such a Big Daddy Coach

by Big Daddy Coach in the Sky 123 June 10, 2016

CobaltSS

a .net based website and forum where cobalt owners can talk and chat about their cars

I tried to get on cobaltss.net last night but it said database error for 3 hours.

by Schnutz33 November 8, 2009

Pulled a Kurt Cobain

Accidentally shot oneself in the head with a shotgun

(cop gets shot on GTA IV, falls over and accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun)
"Looks like he just pulled a Kurt Cobain!"

by Xtreme2252 September 16, 2009