CM Punk 

CM Punk is a WWE wrestler who is also known for being the only Straight Edge world champion in wrestling history. His finishing move is the GTS.

Punk is straight edge, meaning he doesn't take drugs, he doesn't smoke cigarettes, he doesn't drink alcohol, he doesn't have promiscuous sex. This results in him being one of the greatest people to have ever lived, and more importantly, it means he is better than you.

Despite him clearly being one of the most positive role models to have ever lived, he is booed by the blind drones that make up the WWE Universe.

If these fans took their heads out of their fat arses, they would come to realise he speaks the truth about them and the parents of America.

People should bow down to such an incredible man, rather than boo his greatness, which is probably down to the fact they are jealous of such a great man.

CM Punk - "Straight Edge means I am better than you"

Me - "What a guy, he is better than me, and I can admit this as I am not a gelatinous drone like 95% of the WWE Universe"

CM Punk by SteRDLK September 8, 2009

CM Phil 

The worst "fighter" in UFC history. The Glass Joe of MMA. Known for losing in 10 seconds to Mickey Gall, and then getting his ass kicked so hard, his opponent got fired for beating him too much. He fake fights again in AEW and is currently ruining the fed with his long, boring matches and redundant promos.

Did you see CM Phil fight in the octagon? He lost so bad his opponent got fired!

CM Phil by idk9001 July 29, 2023

CM Punk 

When you're having sex with a woman and walk out half way through.

I was at banging Jenny and I CM Punk'd that bitch.

CM Punk by juiceappleton November 2, 2014

CM Punk 

The Best in the World

Jay: Who's CM Punk?
Paul: The Best in the World.

CM Punk by TheBestWrestlerintheWorld September 14, 2011

CM Punk 

MVP of Ring of Honor for the past 18 months, mainly due to his top-notch feuds with Raven and Samoa Joe (which included two 60-minute draws), as well as his quality ringwork and promos. Also the only cool straight edger I can think of, which is all part of his gimmick.

"I am drug free, I am alcohol free, and I am better than you."

CM Punk by OD Smith April 11, 2005

Cm Punk 

Better then you.

cm punk is better then you at everything.

Cm Punk by undiscovered soul August 5, 2011

CM Punk 

The "CM" stands for "Chicago Made".

- real name Phil Brooks
- Currently employed by WWE and is a former World Champion.
- Rose to prominence in the summer of 2011 with a series of pseudo-shoot promos on WWE Raw and on You Tube (even if he was already a star long before then in WWE)
- Known to "stay in character" even when not wrestling.

- Claims he doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs. His straight-edge lifestyle is unusual and quite rare in the wrestling business.
- Has dated several women wrestlers including the current WWE Divas Champion, Beth Phoenix (as of Oct, 2011)
- Has been criticized for putting too much hype into his own stock.

"CM Punk revitalized a stale WWE product"

CM Punk by WWE Creative October 16, 2011