bunchels

A lot

I missed a bunchels!

by Ding Dong Shalala July 9, 2021

Butchers Binoculars

When you put your testicles on someones eyes.

"I gave her the butchers binoculars last night."

by hekle February 13, 2023

butchess

The wife of a butcher

“Oh look there’s the butcher and butchess”

by Rat 2 November 21, 2023

Butchers

HAS WAY BETTER FUCKING MEAT THAN SUPERMARKETS, FUCK SHITBURY'S AND PISSCO'S MEAT. It is also known as a Cowdery.

Person1: I'm gonna pop to the tesco's down the street for some sausages.
Person2: Are you taking the piss? Go to the fucking Butchers mate.
Person1: It's a bloody 10 minutes drive for some sausages? Piss off mate.
Person3: Trust him, he is right.
Person1: Oh fine..
*Dinner time*
Person1: You two were fucking right, changed my shitting life. Finally not spending £2.50 for some shitty
Richmond's sausages.

by Tesco is better than Sainburys April 2, 2024

Stuart butchers

A nob gobbling cock swabbler! A man who can fit more cocks in his mouth than all pornstars combined! An arsehole like the channel tunnel and a throat to match!

Fuck me Stuart butchers is a stinker nob gobbling cock swabbler!

Stuart Butchers fucks slot of men

by The conch shell November 23, 2018

The Butchers

A group of misfits who cry over the smallest things and, suck each others arse hair. They are often racist and very delusional. Act hard. Never get into fights. Proper sly ones.

Look at them The butchers over there. Dirty fuckers they are.

by Didn’t ask June 8, 2020

Sharp as a butchers tit

Used to describe a blunt knife or blade

Thats about as sharp as a butchers tit.

by Vandoor October 26, 2018