Burger King

the most spectacular place if you like fast internet and great burgers.

burger king is superior in everyday

eat there

oh and it's great cause I haven't seen a single karen there

Customer: *brings in a monitor, gaming tower, mouse, and keyboard*
Employee: Hey, why are you bringing in your gaming equipment?!
Customer: sorry but this place has better wifi than the wifi at my house
Employee: oh, fair point. this is burger king after all.

by AI_Buni November 19, 2020

Burger King

A fast food restaurant that is known for its famous King and that one meme that sucks ass about its Foot Lettuce.

Guy: Hey lets go to Burger King.
Dude: Ok.

Guy: Look, Burger King foot lettuce!
Dude: Bruh I don't care.

by DudeBro54 March 5, 2021

Burger King

A burger ""store"" originating in the United States of Obesity, making people obese since 1953.

1. Carter went to burger king,now he weighs at an average of 40 tons of pure fat.

by TypicalLoggers August 7, 2022

Burger Kinging

Giving a swirly to a cripple and proceeding to shove a Whopper up his ass. Then lighting the other side of the Whopper on fire and taking a munch outta it, while sinking your face into the butthole.

Let's go Burger Kinging this fucking children's hospital.

by Neptune's Fat Dick July 2, 2021

burger king

A fun place to hang out in Eastlake. It's fun to bother the manager Pat.

Burger King

by ¤ GiLL ¤ June 8, 2003

burger king

Home of the flame-broiled whopper, and the rest of crappy unfinished burgers that gives you a bad aftertaste that lasts almost 24 hours

Burger King is only good for their alternate orders, like drinks and fries.

by *Wonderboy Marvel* July 10, 2003

burger king

A low priced fast food restaurant where one goes after 10 consecutive days of constipation in order to achieve an enema like effect with minimal damage!

I lost 10 pounds from using the shitter so much after eating burger king for supper!

by Rosie November 15, 2003