burglecut

A marrow like turd that's, particular awkward to pass, loud and looks like a seed selling dwarf.

"Just had a turd it was a right burglecut"

by swandog November 5, 2013

burtles

The quint-essence of cool; fantastic; dog's bollocks

The concert last night was completely burtles. I am glad you convinced me to go.

by Benjamin Xavier K. I August 31, 2008

bundle of laughs

normally sarcastic! lol
one of your mates is pissed of and quiet!
But sometimes genuine lol when someone is always happy, bubbly and makes you feel cheered up to be with!

everyone sitting down havin a laugh except one of the crew and you say "oooh ay u just the bundle of laughs today!"

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

bundle of crundle

A female who is heinous. She is so disgusting and fat that she looks like a bunch of crundle, hence her being called a bundle of crundle.

Holy shit she is fat, she looks like a bundle of crundle!

by CrundleTurdMonster December 30, 2007

Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden

What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.

For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.

by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021

travis burdette

a savage beast that people look up to

Travis Burdette is my hero.

by tymarcus October 13, 2007

Ben Burnley

The hottest guy in the history of the music industry. Extremely talented. My soulmate. Yuk yuk yuk.

Who was that guy you were with last night?
Oh, that's just Ben Burnley.
Isn't that the guy from Breaking Benjamin?
Yes.
He's hot.
I know.
Why were you with him?
He's my soulmate

by The Only Jane Doe August 4, 2007