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Benjamin turner

Benjamin turner. A sweet guy who attracts almost every girl, fluffy brown hair and deep blue eyes that are easy to get lost in. Benjamin turners a pussy magnet, you'd be lucky to have a ben is your life.
person 1: did u see Benjamin turner today?
person 2: yes, he looked so hot today!!!
by ohnoidroppedmydog January 10, 2021
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Benjamino57

A very cool Twitch streamer by the online alias of "Benjamino57" who usually posts Minecraft, Friday Night Funkin', FNAF and occasionally some IRL streams, which he cooks in.
I can't wait to watch Benjamino57's Friday Night Funkin' stream tonight at 7pm GMT (BST). I might even sub to him!
by filthy kinnie June 13, 2021
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Benjamin Chong

A silly kitten baby who makes lots of funny faces and funny sounds
Ravnoor: Benjamin Chong got caught carrying a Glock-9 with the switch to school today!
Aariz: No way! Thank God he didn't steal my insulin (I have diabetes)
by Benjamin Chong May 3, 2022
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Benjamin's Guacamole

When someone takes a massive runny green shit and tries to pass it off as guacamole
Steve: "Damn bro I just had green diarrhea"
Greg: "Cool let's bring some Benjamin's guacamole to the party"
by Unidef September 14, 2023
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Benjamin

An exuberantly distinguished name to be bestowed on a man of tremendous stature. The recipient of such a name will squash his incompetently anointed peers with ease. This ease will be witnessed in all facets of the Benjamin's life. If Benjamin wants to become a scientist, he will become the first to go to mars. If Benjamin wants to become a football player, he will make Barry Sanders look like a small child. If Benjamin wants to become a writer, he will become the primary source of news, leisure, and the most accurate profit of horoscopes in the history of man. If Benjamin ever orders an escort, the woman will instead offer to pay him when she shows up. These are the fruits of the most singly acclaimed and illustriously renowned word in any of the 6500 spoken languages of the world. The ownership of this title is often debated with the AOS (Association of Steves, Steve), but the BBB (Bafflingly Bodacious Bens) have since disproved the obnoxiously misunderstood claims of the Steves.
Person 1:Hi.
Person 2: Hello. How are you?
Person 1: Good. I'm Benjamin, its very nice to meet you.
Person 2: (Legs spreading for insertion) Take me now.

"Ben, the president died, do you think you can take the reins for a little while?"

"I wish my name was Ben, but I was stuck with Steve. At least I'm not a Devon"
by Ain't NO Forgazi October 15, 2011
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Benjamin

A strong silent type, yet once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs! He is tender, gentle, an incredible love maker, enduring-the best to cuddle with. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean,- you could get lost in them forever.
by yogaprincess February 6, 2010
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Benjamins

Benjamins are 100 dollar bills
the reason people call them Benjamins is because the face on the bill is of Benjamin Franklin who was a publisher, a philosopher, a scientist, and the first major American inventor.
We gots to get those Benjamins
by Therealest662 May 13, 2005
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