Bumfuckville

The town of Monument, Colorado. Seriously, the only thing to do there is go cow-tipping. I'm not kidding.

Oh, and moon people from your car at red lights.

Mary: "I'm having way too much fun!"
John: "I know, right? Let's go to Bumfuckville Monument. I've always wanted to feel the burning urge to gouge my eyes out with a screwdriver!"

by The Monument Mooner July 19, 2009

Bumfuck, Missouri

Any small town in Missouri (usually in the Ozark Mountains) that's full of meth heads and crack dealers.

The movie 'Winter's Bone' was shot near one.

Not to be confused with every town in Missouri.

"You think Detroit is rough? Try growing up in Bumfuck, Missouri."

by Henry the Llama May 2, 2012

East Bumfuck

1) A location of unknown origin where the worst possible shit is likelly to happen.

2) The worst place in the history of ever.

Some fagstack stole my car! By now it's in East Bumfuck!

by Vinic March 31, 2003

bumfucking

Exactly what it sounds like.

I got bumfucked today.. man, my ass hurts.

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

East Bumfuck

parking too damn far away from where you need to be

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

Bumfunkler

Bumfunkler is a unkind and dehumanising statement. It implies that hatred, ill fortune and even death to the person it is uttered to.

I hope that bumfunkler dies a slow and painful death, and rots in the fires of hell for eternity while maggots eat his eyes.

by Count Noosula April 16, 2019

bumfuckled

To be amazed,caught off guard or confused

Did u see what that guy just did, it bumfuckled the he'll out of me

by Steven Patrick May 14, 2018