Bonus Sister

Same relation as a stepsister, but with positive connotations as opposed to the negativity that is typically associated with a Stepfamily. Bonus family members are chosen freely and they enrich your life.

My mother remarried after I moved out of the house. I am a good friend with her new husband. As an added bonus, I was introduced to an awesome new awesome friend: my Bonus Sister.

by DieDirk May 14, 2016

bonus eruptus

A rare disorder in which the skeleton tries to jump out of the mouth and leave the body.

"The only cure for bonus eruptus is transdental electromicide!"

by ripelivejam August 19, 2009

bonus anus

1. Something given or paid in addition to what is usual or expected.

2. Something good, extra, free or unexpected.

Oprah - "You get a car! You get a car! EVERYBODY GETS A CAR!!"

Random audience member slash receiver of new awesome Oprah car - "BONUS ANUS!"

by dirtydawgggggg November 8, 2010

bonus beer

Beer which one "discovers" having not known that it was there. Typically this occurs after a party or family gathering/event and may often involve a secondary fridge or forgotten cooler. Discovery of said beer is usually followed by feelings of joy and well being, similar to finding unexpected money in a jacket one has not worn in some time.

I'll just clean out the fridge, haven't done that in a while... wait a sec what's this? BONUS BEER! Righteous!

by Chef Dionysus September 12, 2008

Briggsy Bonus

When a homosexual is doing his lover and then crams one or both of his testicles in as well. This is known as a Briggsy Bonus. Named after its originator who has been known to pleasure trannies in this way.

Trannie 1: I never knew what "stretched" meant until last night.

Trannie 2: So you got a Briggsy Bonus then?

Trannie 1: Yeah, by Briggsy himself.

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006

Akabusi Bonus

Similar to a Brucie Bonus, an Akabusi Bonus is when a man ejaculates inside his lady friend's vagina during sex and manages to maintain his erection, making him able to carry on the intercourse.

However when the second ejaculation is imminent, the man pulls out of the lovely vagina, and sprays the love juice into the young lady's face while shouting "Awooga".

John; I gave Suzie a good seeing to last night...
Mickey; Did she get the Brucie Bonus?
John; No I went for the classic Akabusi Bonus...
Mickey; Awooga!

by Call me Johnny Cakes April 28, 2011

Bonus Waffle

A waffle given as a parting gift after a one night stand

I got a bonus waffle after a one night stand.

by icetrees April 22, 2013