Bonsall High School

A "Highschool" located on a middle school campus, there's no football team, and the girls are all a 3/10.

Oh you go to Bonsall High School? Im so sorry bro!

by BonsallHighSucks69 September 23, 2019

bongamen hescones

Shart dealer panty sniffer of a man. not much more too it. will shit his pants and fuck your bitch on the way.

Hey did you hear about that legend who shit his pants while fucking a baddie? he’s a total bongamen hescones.

by Legend8293 May 31, 2020

Bonsai Rodeo

(Have your friend hidden in your bedroom closet beforehand)Whislt making sweet love to your special somebody in the classic "doggie-style" position, right before climax, the male wraps his arms around her waist tightly and yells "WHOOOOOO". At this time hidden friend jumps out of said closet, causing female to panic and try to escape. The gentlemen then rides her around the room like a bucking bronco.

Thanks to Daniel, Tanner had a Bonsai Rodeo last night with Jenny. He held on for 8 seconds!

by TannerB March 11, 2008

bonsai mother-fucker

A term used to describe a moment of excitement

Joe just won 1500 dollars on the blackjack table and yells " Bonsai mother-fucker"

by Mrchipper May 16, 2010

Redneck Bonsai

N: The act of whacking a tree, or other woody plant with a shovel, snowplough, weed-whacker or other heavy blunt object and accidentally creating a bonsai. Often happens during intoxication or blunt ignorance of individual.

My father hit the Colorado Blue Spruce tree in the front yard, so now it is a redneck bonsai.

by Tesla'sballs May 4, 2011

Helena Bonham Carter

Stunning British actress. Mostly known for her 'corset' roles.

"I hate this image of me as a prim Edwardian. I want to shock everyone."

by Mizz August 13, 2005

bonsai Facebook

Facebook friend pruning. Your present friend count is your starting point, from which you trim the ranks until you are at roughly 30% of the original count. You have one hour for the initial pruning.
After the initial friendship holocaust (mass deletion session), bonsai theory applies. You must never be content with your network - allow it to grow, while at the same time trimming it back to maintain balance. Feel free to re-add friends as they re-enter your life. Your goals are minimalism and overall quality.

"I started practicing bonsai Facebook about 3 months ago, going from 337 to 78. The steady-state appears to be around 85, and my friends are top-notch."

by R.M. Remlinger March 24, 2010