Bonezone

When you enter an area or hypothetical area in which you are utterly screwed. i.e. when you are boned.

Oh shit Andy you're in the Bonezone!

Damn I didn't study for this test well enough I guess i'm in the Bonezone now.

by Heydrich February 23, 2014

Boneyard style

Any sexual act involving or taking place in a pre-1964 automobile.

The other night, we got crazy Boneyard style.

by BoneyardBroad July 13, 2010

Boney Walrus

When two guys take their dicks and shove it in each nostril then the women makes a walrus noise.

I was in a threesome last night and we did the Boney walrus

by Nebdood October 21, 2023

Mikey Bonez-ed

The act of a man giving a woman the most incredible sexual experience of her life, usually resulting in multiple intense orgasms.

She's gonna need some new sheets after gettin Mikey Bonez-ed.

I Mikey Bonez-ed the hell out of that chick last night...she gon be walkin funny for a week!!!

by therealmandingo May 31, 2011

Boney meat-tower

Name for a penis
All around general insult
Used when describing canned salmon

Ey yo girl wanna climb up on my boney meat-tower?
I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower

by 12deda November 17, 2016

Boney Tail

A guy who is bald on top and has a pony tail in the back.

I have no good example. I recently heard it on a radio show. "Look that guy has a boney tail!"

by sdurbansur September 2, 2010

BoneZ

Down to earth soldier, always on the front line, sexy, head strong, also sweet but will break you off. Caring, big hearted and loyal.

Im glad i have my BoneZ

by BoneZ December 18, 2016