boneau

A womanly man with an extremly small needle like penis, that could sometimes be mistaken for an inflamed vagina.

Pete: holy crap I think that chick has hemroids on her pussy
Tim: No thats a dude, he must have a boneau

by niatnuom December 9, 2007

Bonerus Giganticus

A name of a species with a huge penis, the only known person of this species is Jarrett.

"Jarrett has a huge penis". "Thats because he is a Bonerus Giganticus"

by Jarrett/Garth June 24, 2008

Boneupanass

Refers to a meal that is particularily bad.

"How was your meal, Pat?"
"It was, uhhh, boneupanass!"

by Peter October 29, 2004

bonkus

a large bonkus

Hey, that's a big o'l bonkus you got there.

by saucesaucesauce January 17, 2014

Bonesuit

When a surfer gets a boner in a wetsuit and it is clearly visible.

Tim: Hey, how'd that barrel look on video?
James: Shitty, your bonesuit clipped the lip on the way out.

by kracken and the t-man January 12, 2011

bonerus

a man's erection as a result of his partner's hotness

I saw Kindra in that lingerie and I got a bonerus!

by Texts, Drugs, Rock n' Roll February 26, 2009

bonekickers

People who enjoy kicking other people in the privates.Please note, these people want to kick the cock, not the balls.

Dear Points of View,

I was very unhappy after I watched Bonekickers on BBC1 last night.As the programmes title suggests, I expected to see at least one of the shows stars boot someone in the trouser-snake. But to my disbelief and horror, not one person was kicked in the pecker. Please rectify(erectify).

Confused from Scotland.

by Hello its M D October 9, 2008