Bingodick

An annoying idiot who never seems to have a clue as to how reality works.

My little brother believes everything he hears. He's such a bingodick.

by Geoff AF January 5, 2020

bingooch

Sir Bingooch is the world's best goochmacher, he is the founder and CEO of Bingoochenmacher & CO.

Girl: Which goochmacher should I go to, to get the highest quality gooch?
other girl: Sir Bingooch has the best gooch in all the land

by PieCrustEater May 17, 2020

Walmart Bingo

To play walmart bingo, all you have to do is google "walmart bingo". find the playing card, and print it. You then go to walmart and attempt to get a row horizontal, vertical, or diagonal! They have squares that say:
- "rat tail" hair style
- kid with no shoes
- unattended crying children

If tou see 'em Cross it off!

I went and played walmart bingo yesterday, almost won, all i needed was a bearded woman!

by LilTibbs April 3, 2009

Dutch Bingo

A game that many Dutchmen play when trying to figure out how they know eachother, and/or how they probably are related!

Person 1: Oh! you know Fred
Person 2: Fred? yeah! he's my cousin
Person 1: No way! he's my wife's cousin too!
Person 2: Did we just play Dutch Bingo!?

by Dr. VanNistrelroy December 21, 2013

Briggsy Bongos

When a homosexual gentleman repeatedly slaps the buttocks of his arse-uppermost love-chum, using both hands on both cheeks, he is said to be playing the Briggsy Bongos. This was named in honour of the sex-crazed modern artist who, in the 1990s, beat the bum-drums of teenage boys in art colleges throughout south-east Asia and the English midlands.

Quentin, why on Earth are your divine fingertips bright purple?!

Oh, Melvyn! I met a delightful young man in the Tate Modern lavatories (you know the middle stall on the first floor?) and he simply begged me to bend him over the cistern and play the Briggsy Bongos until he needed new skins.

by False Buttocks July 30, 2017

Bingo Bongo

A term expressing an affirmative response or gratitude.

I'd love to go to the party tonight, bingo bongo.

by Thanks for the Memeries July 24, 2017

Boingloings

A pseudonym for testicles, as first coined by Adventure Time character Ice King.

"Look fellas, over there! Someone got hit in the boingloings. The boingloings. Hit in the boingloings."

by UberNinjaNerd October 28, 2013