barnsided

A derivative of the word Blindsided. A modern day occurrence that happens when one surfing the internet experiences pornographic pop-ups of an animal nature.

While Daniel was surfing the internet looking for tractors and other farm equipment, he was barnsided by several pornographic sites with sheep and cows.

by Nick Nickerson August 11, 2005

BoardStein

A post-post-harcore Band consisting of 5 members: TJ(lead Vocals),Max(guitar 1/backing Vocals),Eddie(guitar 2/backing Vocals),Cory(drums/backing Vocals) and Raymond(bass). Formed in möllenbeck, Rinteln, Germany in 2006, they are due 2 release there first album: begining
in Blood in the summer of 2006.

Wow have u heard the new BoardStein Album it's amazin!

by TeeJay2 August 28, 2008

Boardwine

A teacher who loves pussy and used to be a rock star. Also a meme.

"Boardwine can suck my cock."

by Jeweebsee October 26, 2016

boardies

Boardmasters, cornish festival - the only non insest thing to come out of cornwall

You going boardies this summer?
Boardies still hasn't got a line up

by heidilouisa April 26, 2021

Boaride

English for biffle

His uncle wanted to boaride him

by TechForDudes September 21, 2022

Boardiemando

To wear board shorts without any undergarments.

See also - ‘going commando’.

‘I like surfing but I always go boardiemando.’

by GameProper December 23, 2022

Broadsided

When you are in bed with your partner and they roll on their side and fart in your direction.

For fuck’s sake Dave, you broadsided me.

by Diseased Jackass August 5, 2023