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Bullshit Baffles Brains

Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.
They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.
by Rikstir April 28, 2017
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baffroom

yo peeps i be goin to da baffroom, fo shizzle
by Anonymous July 3, 2003
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baffrum

The ghetto term used for the word, bathroom. A relative of this word is brekfis, (the slang term for breakfast).
Yo, son! I needa go to the baffrum.
by Ga_bad_ella March 9, 2007
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baffl

Best
Asian
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For
Life
Eva is my BAFFL
by Bloody Albo April 26, 2015
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head baffling

when anything or anyone starts doing/saying something that just totally confuses you.
by Densoflux October 29, 2007
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Boffa

A slang word meaning "Both of" usually used in the phrase, "boffa deez nuts."
Hey your breath smells like boffa... BOFFA DEEZ NUTS!!!
by Pewneekorn September 24, 2018
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boatfield

A term for people who enjoy rusty items and seeing how long they can hold said items in their anal passages before shitting themselves. Enjoys the act of chewing on pencil flab and night humping rabbit beasts. They also like to caress horny toads and then put previously spanked caterpillars in other persons mouths and make them chomp superhard. They are all incredibly beautiful, with the exception of any called Pete, who is pug ugly and a raging homosexual with earwax problems.
"hey man, did you see that boatfield down the lane earlier today? they were getting dangerously near that pond, at least they're hot damn digity fine. Oh, sorry dude, i forgot you have to look at that ugly fuck Pete who's boning your mum"
by bangtwat June 14, 2008
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