Tina: Gosh Darren, your blue veined tube steak sure looks tasty. Can you put it in my mouth please
Darren: ok
Darren: ok
by Mean-as Dude February 10, 2018
Get the blue veined tube steakmug. When a mans cock gets hard as a rock. This is harder than morning wood it’s the type of boner that makes ur want to hump cattle just to get the baby batter out. The angry blue vein diamond cutter is the epitome of a stiffy.
I woke up today with an angry blue vein diamond cutter and nearly speared my dog i guess i had a dream about Klay Aikan
Holy shit Roberto howd you get that bad boy to settle down
Simple I bent the maid over and railed her
Holy shit Roberto howd you get that bad boy to settle down
Simple I bent the maid over and railed her
by ElongD69 September 20, 2018
Get the angry blue vein diamond cuttermug. by macmatty January 15, 2006
Get the blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwearmug. by Darren B Fry October 29, 2003
Get the One eyed, blue veined custard chuckermug. by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004
Get the the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.mug. Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006
Get the the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slingermug. i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often
by chaseathon! September 22, 2003
Get the the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.mug.