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attention blocking

when somebody blocks you, then unblocks you, and then blocks you, and so on very rapidly so that the right side of your screen fills up with 'Scabby is Online' 'Scabby is Offline' 'Scabby is Online' etc.

often used by attention-seeking losers who want to make it very apparent that you know that they don't want to talk to them. of course, they are such idiots that they don't realise that this undermines the entire basis and point of blocking somebody.
'Oh, Chwist on a Cwucifix, he's attention blocking me again'
'How can you tell'

'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'
'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'
'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'

'Thats how.'
by fine_dine_decca August 12, 2009
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Jar Blocking

When an individual keeps trying to insert themselves into a conversation when two marines are talking
Carmen can you stop jar blocking Nate?
by kennykay August 14, 2012
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Blinding Lights

A 2019 song by The Weeknd, included in his album After Hours. The song got so much popularity that it got more than 2000 billion streams in Spotify, and in 2021 is still on top of many charts around the world, including Billboard Hot 100.
A: Have you heard Blinding Lights?
B: Yes, I love it!
by ivrugue March 2, 2021
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lunch-blocking

\ˈlənch-ˈbläkeng\ The act of preventing or postponing someone from going to lunch through actions such as scheduling meetings, asking questions, or starting discussions at or near lunch time for the target of the block.
Fred: Where were you? We missed you at lunch.

Bob: My boss scheduled a meeting from 11AM - 2PM today. I was totally lunch-blocked.

Fred: Yeah, my boss was totally lunch-blocking me all last week when he would pop-in to my office at 10:55 for a status report knowing I always go to lunch at 11AM!
by akrazo September 14, 2011
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Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO)

(verb) the act of blocking one's cock by not introducing him to hot female friends
"My cousin is totally CBO-ing me by not introducing me to her hot soccer friends."
"Oh man...she CBO-ed you real bad."

--Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO)
by Barrett, Jack January 22, 2009
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cock blocking

To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from getting a sexual encounter with a female.
Man, will you get da fuck outta here and stop cock blocking me you Ja Rule loving parasite.
by The gifted 1. June 12, 2003
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Sapphic Boinking Anthem

Your favorite or most frequently played WLW sex song. The ultimate inspiration to please your girl that was also probably on your workout playlist from undergrad.
Kristen: "They were playing 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None the Richer in Homegoods again today... :/
Jamie: "Dude, I can't believe that's your sapphic boinking anthem."
by missthang10 March 1, 2023
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