blart

A large fart that has a slightly melodic sound, like a stone being dropped in a lake on a cool, summer's morning, somewhere in the Northeast woods of Maine.

Dude, did you drop a deuce in the ocean?
Naw, man, just a blart. A nice, healthy blart.

by bobbittyboo April 23, 2011

blart

a fart that comes with blood.

you better wear a manpon cause you might blart when you bend down.

by mattymillz November 17, 2017

blart

Accidental bloody discharge when trying to fart.

I had to change my underware after I blarted.

by Ted E. July 24, 2005

Blarted

Using this word will just give the other person the utter must disgrace

Nah bro you have been blarted brother

by Big batty eater 69 October 29, 2019

Blarted

Closely related to Sharted, or the act of sharting. When you fart and accidentally shit your pants accompanied with some rectum blood. Usually happens with gay men and/or distended colon.

That fag just blarted and left a stain on his white pants!

by uncle_limpy September 8, 2010

blart

a blow up shart ; a blow up shit fart

“what the fuck man, why did you blart all over the walls?!”

by SuperCrunchyCrouton27 January 3, 2021

blarting

After the act of anal sex, the woman shoots the ejaculate out of her anus and snorts it like a line of coke.

Dude shelly has been blarting me for weeks!

by PdotJ5ive January 13, 2011