Bitched

When a person gets punked by another person in any type of situation...usually when it comes to respect.

Tony walks in the mall and is with his friend and antoher guy bumps into him and its the toher guy's fault. The stranger looks at Tony and tells him to watch where hes going. Tony's friend looks at him and says "damn nigga u just got bitched."

by will hags January 29, 2003

Bitcheeeees theory

A "corollary" of the lol theory, it states that the word Bitcheeeees can be added at the end of every sentence to make it infinitely cool.

"What up BITCHEEEEEES?"
"I got an F BITCHEEEEEEES?"
"I've got cancer BITHCEEEEEES"
*Bitcheeeees theory in action*

by RoflPandaBears February 16, 2009

Bitchard

A variant of the name "Richard," formed by fusing "Bitch" onto the first syllable. However, this name can be used for anyone.

Essentially: "Complaining Dick"

Michael: "I don't want to go to Hastings with you two retards!"

Yohann: "Well, you don't have to be such a Bitchard about it."

by Khaos D. May 13, 2009

bitchead

One who constantly bitches. Also a general insult for a less than desirable individual.

#1. All I ever hear from that bitch is constant bitching, she is such a bitchead.

#2. SHUT UP, BITCHEAD!

by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006

bitchelerette

Means bachelorette; single bitches who loves anything up their tight ass but strictly no marriage.

Rose: Hi, I'm Rose and I'm a lawyer.
Maggie: *giggles* Interesting. I'm Bitchelerette and I'm drinking!

by Hana L. Saw February 2, 2006

concealed bitchery

A practice performed by many girls nowadays. It is characterized by when a girl pretends to be nice on the surface and smiles often, but is a pretentious bitch underneath that superficial disguise.

James: Hey Laura, what's up?
Laura: Nothing much, what's up with you? How was that concert last night?
James: It was great! Ugh, I don't know how to do this math problem.
Laura: How could you not get this? It's so easy, lol.
James: Oh, ok...

Conrad: Isn't Laura awesome?
James: No way dude, she practices concealed bitchery.

by Bartholomew Pickleboob December 15, 2013

Bitched

to have been turned into a persons bitch, for a moment or eternity.

Fork got bitched when reb rammed him with that dildo, "Fist of Death"

by Jmechy February 24, 2003