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Bisoxual

(Bai-sahk-shu-ul). adj. State of being for Chicago Cubs fans who root for the Chicago White Sox when they reach the postseason.

**Coined by Chicago's own MAC, JURKO, and HARRY of ESPN 1000. Their afternoon show airs from 3 to 7 (central time) on weekdays and can be heard online at ESPNradio1000.com
"Father, who is that bisoxual chum watching the horse races at the last neighborhood corner tavern?"

"That, my son, is Harry-- an ephemeral bisoxual, he is."
by NIU Mike October 23, 2005
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higgs bison

The friendliest water bison you will ever meet.
They are known to have special powers, which you can get by becoming their friend. These powers include fast-travel, special sound effects while jumping, and the ability to contemplate the universe.

Introduced first by Caboose from the popular web-series, Red vs. Blue, in the PSA: Higgs Bozos
Caboose: The higgs bison is the friendliest water bison you will ever meet!

Caboose: WATER BISON POWERS ACTIVATE!
by geek96boolean10@deviantart August 7, 2012
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bison hoof

abnormally large or stretched out, hangy,vaginal lips.
I got my bison hoof stuck in the zipper of my jeans yesterday!
by therivordreward May 19, 2005
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bisoxual

A fan of both the Chicago Cubs and the Chicago White Sox. A virtually indefensible position in the bitter rivalry of Chicago baseball.
Guy 1: Screw the White Sox!
Guy 2: Fuck you, CUBS stands for Completely Useless By September!
Guy 3: Aw come on, guys, they're both doing very well right now.
Guy 1: What are you, bisoxual?
Guy 2: Yeah, get the fuck out!
by Smokey Q Rivers June 26, 2008
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bisouxtiful

More gorgeous than a supermodel when walking out of a salon.

(Pronunciation Bee-szoo-ti-ful)

Bisoux the french slang for the double cheeked kiss, properly spelled "Bisous"
When Krista walked out of the salon she looked absolutely BISOUXTIFUL! She was the most stunning woman Philippe had ever seen.
by caseyinseattle June 9, 2016
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Bison Bomb

When having sex,you flip your partners legs up over their head,until their feet touch the floor..and they are completely upside down. Then you give that vag a repetitive downward thrust with your man meat,and pound it into a pulp.
That bobblehead bitch Sandra came by this weekend. I gave that beav a proper bison bomb
by T999 July 18, 2019
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BISONT

a person disowned from society, who isolates himself from the outside world and his friends
by sessoculo July 16, 2021
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