you're like a brother to me

The worst thing any guy can hear from the girl he likes. Usually resulting in heartbreak.

"Omg Nate, I love you so much you're like a brother to me!"

by oofed October 15, 2017

Dark Brotherhood

The Dark Brotherhood, from the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (which is a kickass game), is an unofficial guild, or a grouping of people. These people are actually deadly assassins,who are hired by people all over the land of Cyrodiil. In order to make dealings with them, you must offer up someone's life, like maybe a family member, or someone close to you, which makes you decide if it's really worth it. The Dark Brotherhood tends to make their assassinations look as though they were accidents, but some people will suspect a lot of deaths to be their doing. In my opinion, they have the best quests and things to do.

-Did you hear about what happened to poor Baenlin? That minotaur head he had on a plaque on his wall dropped right on his head and killed him!
-Idiot, it wasn't any accident. It was the Dark Brotherhood, you should know that. Baenlin's nephew wanted that piece of estate to himself for a while now, so he requested Baenlin's death.

by L-o-M September 3, 2007

he's like a brother

A term girls use when describing another male to their boyfriend that they don't want them to worry about but she is banging his brains out. "Oh don't worry babe he's like my brother." You should definitely worry, he is probably balls deep in her as you read this.

Hanna: Don't worry about Joe, he's like a brother.

By this she means they're getting it on every chance they get.

by Dbauination October 1, 2013

brothel

Where paying for sex is a short term transaction rather than a long term soul-consuming commitment.

John: Let's go to the brothel I got my first pay check!

Oliver: I'm your dad son; this is not okay!

by nomanito May 20, 2016

brother zone

The zone even further out then the 'friend zone'. You are the ultimate friend, 'pretty much like my brother!'. This can apply to women as well, that of being in the 'sister zone'. Once you're in one of these zones though, it's best to come to the realization that you only make out of one zone. Brother zone - moves up to friend zone - friend zone sometimes can move past and become that of a dating partner (when lucky).

Matt: Why are you always hanging with Alicia, why don't you ask her out already?
Dan: Can't man. I'm in the brother zone.
Matt: Crikey!!

by srirachalover666 November 25, 2014

Scooters brother

A brother of someone who is easy to ride

"ben is such a scooters brother."

by adam Fer. January 31, 2009

Is she ur brother

We use "Is she ur brother" when we are doing 3 things at once. After you've done that, you are becoming a quote and a question scientists can't answer.

A: Can I ask you a question?
B: Yes.
A: Is she ur brother?
B: Maybe.

by Hykium February 28, 2021