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Berkeley Bitches

An endearing term for the hordes of attractive, poised, and intellectual women who attend the University of California at Berkeley. Sometimes used in a derogatory manner by individuals rejected from the esteemed university.
Man, I wish I got into Boalt so I could hook up with one of those Berkeley Bitches. I guess I'll have to settle for one of the chicks at Cooley...
by goldenbear March 9, 2005
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Berkeley Heights

Pull out the whitest shirt you own. See it? Now multiply by 5. Now look around you. There's Berkeley Heights
by YassStarbuks69.9 October 20, 2015
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Berkeley'ed

When you try to get to know your fellow UC Berkeley peers by suggesting doing anything other than studying but then subsequently get shut down because everyone would rather study.
Matt: Hey Tom! There's a scheduled power outage tomorrow affecting 250,000 people in the bay and there's no classes! You wanna drive somewhere scenic, since we can't study with no wifi and power?

Tom: Nah. I think there's power in one church in Oakland with a 100 person capacity. I think I'll be going there, I have a midterm on Thursday.

Matt: Whoops! *looks at the camera* Looks like I've been Berkeley'ed again!

*sad trombone noises accompanied by studio audience laughter*
by agentdubble00 October 8, 2019
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berkeley gang

berkeley gang is one of the most dangerous gangs in america. Originating in the early 2000s in Berkeley C.A., berkeley gang gained notoriety in early 2011 when the rapper 'lil berk' was shot and killed outside a premium coffee joint in north berkeley. the assasins could be seen driving off in a green prius.

many berkely gang members are vegan and have very pointy beards. most old conservative white people do not approve of their radical lifestyle, but they have total disregard for what other people think. so they ride their bicicles in the middle of the road and yell at you when you try to pass them.

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by sacklicker69 April 5, 2020
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Berkeley people

A city of people that aren’t real and are part of a simulation

Source:Trust me
Coworker : I met this Berkeley chick and she was talking about politics and it was annoying.

Me:You still think Berkeley people exist?

Coworker: huh?

Me:You ever actually just look closely at a Berkeley person and feel something is off?
They have to be holograms that materialize once you interact with them.
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
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Berkeley Heights Mt. Carmel Feast

A 6 day festival where there are thousands of kiddie rides, and 3 good rides on average, all run by people who don't know a word of english. They've got good food, but the band, rides, and games suck. In fact, just go, get your damn Zapples, watch the show, and leave. Unless your related to a fireman. In which case, stay. You get free VIP wristbands for the rides. Sure, they're kiddie rides, but who cares?
"Screw you guys, I'm GOING HOME!" Cartman said when we saw the Berkeley Heights Mt. Carmel Feast.
by ItalianPersonManGuyLady July 30, 2010
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Berkeley Prep

One of the most mismanaged schools in the Tampa Bay Area, Berkeley Prep is an institution whose administrators are incompetent. Administration frequently chooses to waste tuition money on stupid stuff, like a big-ass pre-K with a 2 story playground, or 15 3D printers, which students do not use, instead of investing the money in quality teachers. Berkeley Administration no longer chooses teachers by their teaching ability, rather, they hire teachers sound extremely qualified, but are unable to teach. Such teachers include teachers who've taught in universities, taught internationally, have all sorts of advanced degrees, yet somehow the best teachers at the school happen to have the least advanced degrees, and not look super impressive on paper. It is a private school where students pay 25000 dollars per year, yet the administration frequently attempts to guilt rich parents into donating stupid amounts of money on top of tuition. Such donations can reach millions of dollars, and they name a building after you if you donate a lot of money. With such high tuition (Many universities are cheaper), Berkeley Prep should not require donations, yet they incessantly hound you down, pressuring you to donate more money.
Berkeley prep is the most mismanaged school in Tampa, Florida, with incompetent administrators.
by uuuuuuuuggggg May 22, 2018
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