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Benoit

Benoit is a stuburn brat and if things don’t go his way that’s when it comes in Benoit likes being perfect but when not that when it gets bad Benoit’s has a tendency to have a lot of heart and never give up Benoit’s love sports mainly being in nature and have creative and imaginative minds and a love for friends and family
by Ruben500 January 27, 2019
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Mr. Benoit

A Law Enforcement teacher who likes to argue about stupid things.
I told Mr. Benoit that it's cold in his room and he says it's fresh in the room but in indianapolis it's really cold.
by TheJokerHAHA01 September 23, 2019
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Chris Benoit

Canadian wrestler. 18 year career spanning NJPW, WCW, WWE and Stampede Wrestling. Best friend to Eddie Guerrero. Winner of WrestleMania XX (2004) and Backlash (2004). Known by many as a quiet but well meaning, intense, professional who enjoyed his fans. No longer acknowledged by WWE except in few rare mentions.

Benoit’s fall from grace occurred June 2007 with what is infamously remembered as the Benoit Family Tragedy which saw Nancy Benoit, son Daniel and Chris himself all found deceased. Policed later ruled the case a murder/suicide. Causes for the tragedy are often laid on CTE, concussions, abuse of painkillers and Benoit’s declining mental health following Eddie Guerrero‘s death in 2005.
Me: I tend to enjoy revisiting Chris Benoit matches!
Everyone and WWE: SHUT UP YOU CAAAAAAAAAN’T!!!
by SpookyMan94 December 31, 2024
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Benoite

Benoite is a really funny and unexpected person. He seems calm at first, very professional and composed. However two days of knowing him he is one of the most crazy, pussy craving, sex-thirsty niggas out there. That thing can only be tamed by a certain amount of people only. And the method of taming it is unknown, some suggest tranquilizers or a sex toy.

These creatures hibernate during winter and wake up during the sex season. This is why it has a bulky, fat gronk body shape because they can store up to 1 ton of food and other type of shit to go through hibernation. Or it can also be used to store food for energy and protect their skin from harsh weathers. Oftenly, experienced people would warn others to not interact with a Benoite due to their unpredictable and mostly hostile nature.
Guy 1: Hey, what the fuck is that huge piece of ball?
Guy 2: I don't know, it looks like a morbidly obese human.
Guy 1: Or is it?
Guy 2: Wait, is it getting bigger or getting closer..?
Guy 1: Shit, run! It's a Benoite!
by KROTONIUM April 1, 2025
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Benoit

A very drippy and cool individual.
Damn he's pimping, he must be a Benoit
by User_42069 January 6, 2022
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Jean Benoit

Handsome, smart, kind and unique. Spoils you like no other. Cares to another extreme. Pays attention to details. Sensitive and could be offensive at times. Extremely generous. Lovable. Secretly artistic. Cooks better than anyone. The chef of 3 ingredients, he could make a great meal with anything he has. Very human. Extremely sexy and charming. Good person, good heart. Jean Benoit is the man!
by Gia’s November 28, 2020
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Dirty Benoit

Act of having two penis’ in one orifice. Does not matter which one.
James had a dirty Benoit yesterday and can breath much better.
by PB online December 7, 2018
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