ringing the church bells

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.

Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.

by UCLA_Chemical_Fungineer May 31, 2009

Hells bells and buckets of blood

An old brittish exclamation of annoyence (like saying "fucking hell"), orginaly used by sailors.

*hits thumb with a hammer*
"Oh hells bells and buckets of blood!"

by Mr Yin July 6, 2009

Bojangle bells

A Christmas carol sung only in the ghetto. Usually infront of a bojangles or other fried chicken establishments.

Mrs Santa goin down south to mah pole, she say she wanna ring mah bojangalang bells, mah bojangalang bells.
- Excerpt from Bojangle bells

by Frosty the meth man December 10, 2010

Turn the bells

To re-adjust the position of church bells in order to change tone or pitch, circa 1500 BCE.

The priest needs to turn the bells for the upcoming funeral to get a more sombre tone.

by WhiteLier February 21, 2011

With Bells On

To arrive triumphantly. In the days of delivering freight by horse or mule drawn wagons, the teamsters would often festoon their rigs with ornate bells. If they became stuck or otherwise needed help from another teamster, they had to "pay" the one helping them get out of trouble by giving him or her some of their bells. Therefore, if you arrived at your destination without the help of anyone else, and perhaps even gave aid along the way, you arrived "with bells on."

He was shot at twice and missed once, nearly drownded crossing the crik, lost two horses and had to replace a wheel, but he needed no help and arrived with all his freight and WITH BELLS ON.

by Dobbin Callahan October 25, 2007

dingle bells

n. A derogatory term for any over-used Christmas song. The term was originally inspired by an insanely funny parody song not suitable for kiddies or younger elves.

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Listen. I think they are playing Dingle Bells and it is only November. Do they think we're a bunch of Perth cast-offs who can't tell time?

by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012

Jingle bells reversed

Jingle bells reversed is a prank flash animation designed to scare the viewer. It was one of the first to appear on the internet and was created by Mr. Moe, the designer of www.funnypart.com

On the original version on funnypart, before the video is played, a warning message is shown saying it is not suitable for minors of children with heart conditions. Then it brings up a sound track and a play button and tells the viewer to play the section of jingle bells. It plays as expected. Then the sound track visually flips revealing the audio track from the other side. It states that you should turn up the volume for best results. It plays backwards but when the indicator reaches near the end, a picture of Mr. Moe the creator making a face as if he is screaming in negative is shown first. There is a split second pause before a loud and piercing scream is heard.

The scream then echoes away and a message is shown saying "did you get the message? yes, I am a bastard"

This has been widely discussed as being upsetting and distasteful as a prank and was eventually taken down from the website

"have you seen this thing"
"no, what is it"
"it is jingle bells played in reverse"
"jingle bells reversed?"
"ye give it a try"
"tum tee tum too tee tum too"
Now hear it backwards"
"oot mut eet oot mut eet mut AHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"lol u son of a bitch"

by TheUnderdoggsReturn April 20, 2009