bellendslydale

see knob stilton

origin: warrington, england

"...woah, thats some smelly bellendslydale!"

by critch April 13, 2005

Belenus

1. One of the oldest Gaulish/Celtic gods worshipped in Gaul, Britain and Celtic areas of Austria and Spain. Also known as 'The shining one' or 'Bright one', Belenus or Belenos had shrines from Aquileia on the Adriatic to Kirkby Lonsdale in England.

2. A purple haired smut master who is skilled in the art of giving people bunny names. Possibly the love child of Sid James for his love of risqué humour and innuendo. Nice guy who will always help you out with a quest when you need a rare drop item. Top-man.

3. Turning any conversation into a cheesy chat up line.

Girl: I want a piece of toast.

Guy: I want to spread you on toast and eat you up.

Girl: Stop being such a belenus, I just gave you sweet lovin' like five minutes ago..... now make me some toast.

by Laten September 19, 2010

Bellend Blend

The creamy blend of sweat, oil, skin and fluids that create smegma on and around the penis bellend.

I have quite the bellend blend going on down there. I hope she doesn’t mind.

I found his bellend blend to be one of the more savory of the knob cheeses that I have experienced.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Bellendish

Common Peterborough slang for a girl who looks like Bellend

‘Dan that girl looks exactly like Rosie Bellend - She’s mega bellendish’

by GwancherNorris2900 October 28, 2023

furgen belsen

Consentration camp for furries and rossa

Lets sent that furry to furgen belsen

by Hanooooobbbbss October 23, 2020

Bellen

A combination of two people that have a sexual relationship with each other and that are nerds.

Person 1:Hey, did you see the Bellen between Ellen and Ben?
Person 2: yeah, they were holding hands the other day.

by Mr Kswan December 8, 2019

Belen

Belen, the most kind and beautiful girl you have ever met. She is hilariouse and has ease around everyone (including boys) she usally has blond hair or red hair, and she is born on one of these dated: 26,14,29,30.
She has green eyes or gold eyes. Belen is from a spanish orgin. She will melt your heart at first sight. Her eyes tend to get her what she wants. They tell a whole story.

Her aesthetic is usally either soft girl cottage ( butterflies, lipgloss, mushroomes, pastel colors ect)

or, it is vintage aesthhetic, ( hightops, records, skateboarding, levi jeans, ect.)
Belen is an overall beautiful and kind person. You will be lucky to know one if you can.

did you see Belen's outfit today, its so cool.

by Hazel ray March 7, 2020