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ass backwards

To be out of order or reversed; very confused or mixed up; completely fouled up or wrong.

'Ass' refers to the rear end or buttocks, and 'backwards' means reversed. The phrase suggests that something is happening the wrong way, with the rear coming first. ('Ass' is an impolite word, so be careful using this phrase.)

Synonym: snafu
1) Jeb, you're riding that donkey ass backwards! Turn around!

2) You installed these windows ass backwards - the screens are supposed to be on the outside!
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
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Toilet backwash

n. when you're taking a huge dump and some of the liquid in the toilet splashes back up onto your ass
Dude, that burrito I ate came back to haunt me, there was toilet backwash everywhere. On my ass, in my ass, in came out of the toilet and onto the ground.
by Jalapeno64 January 17, 2009
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backwards penis

a very ugly person. someone so ugly, she/he/it cannot be described like a normal penis, but as a backward one.
by stebys July 17, 2009
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Backwards Bloody Beaver

When a girl is on her period, eat her out from behind. When there is enough blood in your mouth spit it in your hand. Then reach your arm between her legs and slap her in the face. Then yell "Headshot!".
1. "I just gave that girl a Backwards Bloody Beaver!"
2. "Have you heard of the Backwards Bloody Beaver?" "Yeah! That shit's disgusting!"
by TM2 October 20, 2010
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bakwaas

Utter and complete nonsense. Total rot.
He told me he was dating Madonna but I told him what he could do with that bakwaas.

Don't bakwaas me, f00! I know you're lying!
by Bindo August 2, 2006
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backwash

Backwash is often created inadvertently or unintentionally when liquid escapes the mouth during the process of drinking, though it can also be created intentionally by an act of spitting or purposely letting liquid fall from one's mouth and back into the container.

When multiple people drink from the same container, there will usually be some amount of backwash put back into the container; as the number of sips increases, in general, the concentration of backwash also increases.
"Dude, I don't want your backwash." (This person has perhaps declined someone's offer of their nearly empty can of Coke).
by Hari____ April 27, 2006
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backwack

Defintion 1: to inadvertently hit someone with your backpack due to:
1. Forgetting you are wearing it.

2. Misjudging the depth a backpack adds to your frame

Defintion 2: Backwacker: a person who backwacks
Person 1: Hey, how did you get that scrape on your face?
Person 2: I was backwacked on the subway ride to work today.
by psloper November 18, 2009
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