by B Dryden February 23, 2014
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He started as the guitarist for 80s hair band Nitro before going on to start a solo career. He has many custom made instruments and gear, most notably the V shaped double guitar and the X shaped quad guitar. He starred in an instruction DVD series called "Speed Kills," so named because if you attempt anything he teaches on the DVDs (or even watch them for that matter) you will die.
MAB also invented the hairstyle of having it hang in front of you eyes, but the emo subculture stole it from him. As a result, everytime he sees an emo, he punches them in the face with a soundwave.
"The Speed of MAB" is the fastest speed known known to mankind. It is so fast that it is incalcuable by human standards. An object travelling at the Speed of MAB can travel several billion lightyears in a matter of seconds.
He started as the guitarist for 80s hair band Nitro before going on to start a solo career. He has many custom made instruments and gear, most notably the V shaped double guitar and the X shaped quad guitar. He starred in an instruction DVD series called "Speed Kills," so named because if you attempt anything he teaches on the DVDs (or even watch them for that matter) you will die.
MAB also invented the hairstyle of having it hang in front of you eyes, but the emo subculture stole it from him. As a result, everytime he sees an emo, he punches them in the face with a soundwave.
"The Speed of MAB" is the fastest speed known known to mankind. It is so fast that it is incalcuable by human standards. An object travelling at the Speed of MAB can travel several billion lightyears in a matter of seconds.
-DragonForce pays Michael Angelo Batio not to destroy them.
-MAB originally invented Guitar Hero, but abandoned the project when the product testers exploded trying to play the easiest song.
-An object travelling at the speed of light can get from earth to the moon in 1.2 seconds. That's long enough for MAB to play every song ever known to any man thirty-thousand times each. On a slow day.
-MAB originally invented Guitar Hero, but abandoned the project when the product testers exploded trying to play the easiest song.
-An object travelling at the speed of light can get from earth to the moon in 1.2 seconds. That's long enough for MAB to play every song ever known to any man thirty-thousand times each. On a slow day.
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Banzi v (pronounced Ban-zee): to usurp another's intellectual property in a slimey or otherwise nasty way.
See also: filch,plagarize,pirate,pilfer,usurp,embezzle,hijack,snatch etc.
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He banzied my idea!
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by Mitch Fletcher January 11, 2009
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The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.
The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.
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Jenna opened the bathroom stall and was greeted by a vicious family of bats. They attacked and the bites transmitted baticularneosis. After that she had an intense fear of going to the pool for years.
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