Bachelor Breakfast

The process of cooking and consuming breakfast (depending on the time of day) at the stove directly out of the frying pan in an effort to conserve dishes.

Kelso dominated his scrambled eggs and bacon with only the use of a fork and a frying pan (spachela not included)... the Bachelor Breakfast of a true champion!

by M. Rinaldi May 23, 2008

batherosclerosis

a slow or clogged bathroom drain, caused by accumulation of gunk in the plumbing.

effectively, atherosclerosis of one's bathroom fixtures.

"i cant shower without getting a backlog of rank water in the tub. there must be wad of soap-scum and hair causing all this batherosclerosis."

by flocko December 9, 2008

bachelor party

A party lasting several days and nights that is thrown out of town by the grooms closest male friends, in 'honor' of the bachelor getting married. The groom celebrates things he won't be allowed to do once he is married some of them being entertained by attractive naked women, consuming large amounts of adult beverages, and acting in a manor that would never be displayed in front of his bride. A few of the essentials include: beer, hard alcohol, strippers, lap dances, hangovers, inappropriate conversation, questionable behavior, an air-tight 'bro-code', and an extremely annoyed bride-to-be who goes along with these charades lest she be 'old-fashioned, unsupportive, a stick in the mud,' or a 'bro-hater.' She is told by society that "this is a right of passage, or tradition that every groom is entitled to regardless of how she feels. So deal with it." What a great way to start off a marriage. It's simply an essential way to make your bride feel loved, respected, and cherished.

Did you hear about Todd's bachelor party? It's the night before his wedding and there's going to be a ton of women and alcohol.

by RachelSue September 10, 2010

bachelor frog

4 chan meme depicting a frog, showing extremely lazy solutions to everyday problems such as hygiene, cooking and masturbating.

Bachelor frog:

Bed is sagging in the middle

Prop it up with school-books thats still in theyr wrapping plastic

by Half n' half November 24, 2009

Bachelor Clean

1. A state of tidiness maintained by the average straight, single guy. It is generally acceptable to other heterosexual men, but fails to meet female standards.

2. To quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. A superficial clean-up.

James: Wow Ed, you clean up your place?

Ed: Yep.

Babs: Yea, like maybe a year ago.

Ed: Hey, it's bachelor clean.

Billy Bob knew Daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009

Bethelihem

A prophecy said that this child will be the salvation of all mankind. he will have significant marks that will distinguish him from others like "The hand of god" which will 2 birthmarks on it, one on the palm and the other on a finger, the smaller one will be a shade lighter. The other distinguishing mark will be a small scar on his left chest, which no one will have memory of. he was named to be the gateway for Jeshua of Nazareth (Jesus Christ) and one who has both the darkest and lightest minds of history.

We cant we need to find his pathway its supposed to be Bethelihem

by The Prophet of Mankind. April 12, 2011

bachelor steps

An artificially inflated number of "steps", commonly acquired by single men wearing a fitness tracker/smart watch on their wank hand.

"What are you getting up to tonight?"

"Well, I was going to go for a walk...but I think I'll just stay home, get a few thousand bachelor steps in, and watch some Netflix"

by Eff Dee Emm September 26, 2017