basketball pussy

Sometimes known as a gunt, but pronounced enough to look like a Wilson attached to a vagina. Does not bounce true from in the paint.

She wasn't pregnant, but the basketball pussy was enough to keep the fellas from asking for a dance.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Basketball face

The face someone makes after being hit in the nose with a basketball. Usually occurs when one is not paying attention during a game or a bad pass is thrown. Bloody nose and watery eyes are common

Guy 1:Did you see Bill fucking off on the court and get basketball face?
Guy 2:Yeah, what an asshole.

by Cletus B Delicious May 17, 2011

brasketball

the act of throwing a small piece of something into a girl's bra when she is wearing a low cut shirt.
A common game played among friends.

I shot 60% in brasketball today. Andrea didn't know what was going on.

by Stik E December 7, 2007

Freestyle Basketball

Freestyle basketball is a form of art. It involves doing tricks with one or multiple basketballs. No rules, no limitation, only your imagination and creativity. Not to be confused with "streetball", which also (sometimes) involves tricks, but in-game.

The Harlem Globetrotters were true pioneers for freestyle basketball!

by FSballer December 15, 2011

sunkist basketball hoop

A basketball hoop with a sunkist logo

Anyone see Will's awesome new sunkist basketball hoop?

by Emerican August 22, 2018

Five On One Basketball

Five on one basketball is the act of masturbating. Since your hand has five fingers(generally) and you use your hand to masturbate(usually), the term was coined.

Man, when I'm stressed out, I get in a good game of

"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.

"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"

by Headuardo December 17, 2011

metalhead basketball

1. Any individual or group physical task performed awkwardly or without athleticism and with total disregard for the safety of others.
2. A complete and utter fiasco.

Watching Joe try to install his new countertops was total metalhead basketball. Not only were they crooked, but he dropped them on Tommy's fingers.

by woodchipper June 29, 2008