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kiss a baseball boy day

on october 25, girls it is your day to kiss a baseball boy ;)
hey baseball boy, it’s kiss a baseball boy day let’s make out
by ogmanghoe October 20, 2019
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Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.
by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005
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Baseball Mitt

When a male sticks his whole hand into a womans vagina opens his hand, and with all his might, lifts the lady into the air and holds her up.
Lady: Turn me into a baseball mitt

Man: Okay.
by King of Cacti May 17, 2014
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Brazilian Baseball

Instead of hitting a ball in the game of baseball, you crack a monkey on the top of its head with a lead pipe and run the bases until it dies
Yo you want to play Brazilian Baseball this afternoon.
by Mao Zewong February 27, 2020
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frog baseball

A reference to a very early Beavis and Butthead cartoon in which they treat the frog as a baseball, and hit it with a bat, just to watch it splat. Very funny.
Dude, that thing is toast, let's take it out back and play frog baseball
by Nekto September 19, 2006
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baseball wife

n. like a gold digger, but this woman's specific intent was to land a pro-athlete. Often attempt "unplanned" pregnancies to land their victims/husbands. Found in large quantities in Paradise Valley and Scottsdale, Arizona, especially at Fashion Square Mall.
She's only screwing him because he got drafted by the team. She's so trying to be a baseball wife.
by FooJee August 14, 2005
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Baseball Bat

An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.

Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.

Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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