balconate

To forcefully throw someone off a 2nd story or higher balcony.
To fall off a balcony in a drunken stupor.

He got so smashed he balconated himself.

Aaron pissed me off so much, I had no choice but to balconate him

by APE_CK March 14, 2008

Baldommy

When someone has no hair and squeaky clean, shiny head. Works better if their name is Tommy

“Damn, look at that Baldommy over there”

by writer Dino August 10, 2022

balcony toss

Having sexual intercourse with a woman and proceeding to immediately throw her from a balcony.

I didn't bother poking an airhole for the glass bottom boat, since I planned to follow it up with a balcony toss.

by Private Johnson February 8, 2007

French Balcony

The act of inserting a croissant into a womans gaping asshole while she's upside down.

Guy: I gave Melissa a French Balcony last night, it was insane.
Roommate: What the fuck man, my mom dropped those croissants off for us to eat for breakfast

by Seafood Kitchen October 18, 2008

Bawcomite

Definition 1.) A female who lives on smith street or further down Jonesboro/Washington road towards cheniere lake. Has sex with multiple men for money, drugs, to feel valid, or to she will just “take your man because she can.” Typically wretched white crackhead skinny females who you can identify easily by behavior. They act as they put “ghetto” but they’re not hard they just need real love and don’t know how to get it because they lower themselves to a subjective and vulnerable lifestyle which they usually start to develop in riser middle school at a young age. If one tries to get loud with you just flick her on the forehead, throw a condom at her, or drop a gram of ANYTHING, and she will gladly recede.
Definition 2.) A person who rides a bike or drives an uninsured vehicle and lives in the bawcomville (now migrated towards Brownsville as well) area. Easy to identify by missing teeth and usually begging for drugs, money, or cans. Sometimes can be spotted in people’s yards stealing scrap metal or breaking in cars.

“Hey I seen Cortez with a bawcomite dawg. He gotta be strung out to hit a bih like that.”
“Na don’t give him no money he’s a bawcomite it’s he just gone use it for drugs.”

by KeepinitRealbitchboy February 4, 2023

Balcony Spritzer

The act of masturbating on and ejaculating off of the balcony of a hotel or apartment.

I stayed at a hotel last night and gave the cars below a balcony spritzer.

by Mrylin Sprtizer January 10, 2009

BALCO

A company that sells steroids to baseball players. Now being sued by MLB.

Barry Bond's trainer was one of the big honchos at BALCO. And now Bonds refuses to take a drug test.

by freepablo February 21, 2004