malarious

A form of the adjective 'hilarious'.

To be used when someone you dislike catches a serious, lifethreatening disease.

Guy 1 - I heard on the news that that Cheryl Cole bitch is seriously ill
Guy 2 - Damn Straight. That hoe is Malarious!!

by malarious November 17, 2010

living bicariously

Experiencing intimacy with a person of the same sex through someone else. Note that the person whom you are living bicariously through can be of either sex.

Bob: Hey John, why are you so close to Tina since she's been dating Rob? She barely even has time for you since she and Rob bang all the time.
John: Believe it or not, I find myself really attracted to Bob, and I'm living bicariously through Tina.
Bob: Bro....

by weyus June 5, 2018

balicious

When your baby is so beautiful and delicious that you want to eat them up.

Our baby is balicious

by amy and steven August 10, 2003

Malarious

To die laughing

That comedy was malarious

by Paul November 4, 2003

Bilarious

Acting in a way that is both funny and bitchy. Making a joke to a friend that is hilarious but also bitchy.

You were bilarious last night at the bar when that guy kept hitting on you but you kept rejecting him!

by The Verbal Ninja January 2, 2012

Dalarious

Something that is both adorable and hilarious at the same time.

(1) I watched my kids school play and it was Dalarious.

(2) Opps. My 5 year old kicked someone in the groin that was bothering her during TaeKwonDo sparring class, it was Dalarious.

(3) My dog just ran into the glass door because he couldn't see it, how Dalarious.

by SailorSky October 28, 2012

Balivious

A person having butt crust between their butt cheaks.

Ashley: You smell like you havent showered in days!

Colton: That is so true. I have a serious case of balivious.

by Slick Nasty April 13, 2009