blog 

Short for Weblog. A running commentary on life from someone without one.

His blog contained his review of the latest concert.

blog by The Small Town Hick April 23, 2006

blog 

A place for those of us (who have a too much free time) to post unnecessary information for others (who also have too much free time) to read. Some of us post relatively interesting information and the occasional joke... but, unfortunately, the vast majority post pure adulterated POO (pardon my "French"). These people give other bloggers a bad name... for everyone else that has a bad name, it's... pretty much their parents fault.

A) Dude! Did you see the awesome new blog by the_bad_turkey on www.livejournal.com?!

B) Dude... WHERE'S MY CAR?!

blog by Rustin Mobile December 28, 2005

blog 

The word "blog" is literally shorthand for "boring;" a vulgar, overused word that strikes your ear with the dull thud of a cudgel to the soft spot of a child. It's an abbreviation used by journalism drop outs to give legitimacy to their shallow opinions and amateur photography that seems to be permanently stuck in first draft hell. Looking in the archives of the blogs, one would expect someone who has been at it for years to slowly hone their craft and improve their writing and photographs, since it's usually safe to assume that if someone does something long enough, he or she will eventually not suck at it. Even with lowered expectations, you'll get a shotgun blast of disappointment in your face.

Popular blogs include Xanga, LiveJournal, MySpace, etc.

blog by Nic, on behalf of Maddox April 9, 2006

blog 

n. A contracted form of the phrase "bloated dog", referring to the all too average sub-mediocre content found on such distinguished websites as MySpace and LiveJournal.

My blog is bigger than yours.

blog by Rowsdower October 9, 2005

Blog 

A place for illiterate morons to talk about their life that _nobody_ cares about. I think its really about how annoying you can make the looping background music. Or could it be about how many alert boxes you can fit in to one site? Oh Oh I know, it's about the overlapping text nobody can read. Wait...or could it be the ugly color schemes that they didn't even make. No it's really about how badly you can spell, and how much you can copy everyone elses.

Xanaga was made by the FBI to catch kids posting pics of them drinking, and smoking at parties. JK :P

Blogs usually consists of:
lol HAY GUYZ i kepen it krunk rofl
or:
hey pimps and hoes well wut is new...me nuthin much but here is my weekend
or:
LEVE COMANTS PLZ!!!!!!!1111111one1

Blog by RubMe3Times October 8, 2005

blog 

n., a rare opportunity to broadcast ones views to the entire world while remaining virtually certain that nobody is listening.

Writing a blog is somewhat like keeping a handwritten diary. It’s just that with diaries, the even the most hopeful author does not daydream or imagine that millions of people are anxiously reading his every word.*

*Except in of course in cases of extreme paranoia.

source: http://tinyurl.com/yaojes

blog by corkinthewater November 6, 2008

blog 

A clog in your toilet.

Aw, damn! I've got another blog in the toilet. Better call Plumber Joe!

blog by Daniel Bryant September 6, 2005