Blumpkin

When a man is on the toilet and a woman sucks his penis.

I love me a blumpkin

by Musically Dabs February 7, 2017

Blumpkin

When you're taking a big dump on a toilet, and you're getting a blow job, you have an orgasm in her mouth as you let a turd drop.

Blumpkin

by xAFx Parrott July 11, 2010

blumpkin

When your bodacious broad suckles the delectable juices out of your stiff shaft whilst inhaling the wonderful aroma originating from you pinching off a corny load.

Jimmy had a great bout of blumpkin the other day with his grandmother

by Burlybear Bananahammock September 29, 2008

Blumpkin

While a man is taking a poop and his partner proceeds to give him a blowjob.

"Hey, I really need to go to the bathroom." "Sweet! Can I come give you a blumpkin?!"

by D Lee052708 May 20, 2009

blumpkin

when a girl gives you head while you are taking a shit on the toilet

give me a blumpkin while i drop a deuce

by mitchey b April 10, 2008

Blumpkin

When you receive head while you are on the toilet taking shit.

Last night my bitch gave me a blumpkin.

by Gun-it_G-unit October 18, 2008

Blumpkin

Mythical mischievous woodland creature of medieval lore about three feet tall with pointed shoes, pointed ears and testicles instead of earlobes, with a penis for a nose. It wanders the forest corn holing other woodland creatures and humans whenever possible shooting its green fairy juice in any orifice it can.

By George, Penelope, I do believe I've just been corn holed by a Blumpkin!

by Loremann March 22, 2012